Chain Story

Originally posted by Jay Peatea
Just then a little old lady came up and shouted "Bingo Dingo" it was...

A fairy with three wishes

Originally posted by bestmate
A fairy with three wishes

she said "Before you make a wish can you do me a favour and pull out this dam christmas tree that got stuck up my....😕" she was interrupted mid-sentence by.....

Originally posted by Jay Peatea
she said "Before you make a wish can you do me a favour and pull out this dam christmas tree that got stuck up my....😕" she was interrupted mid-sentence by.....

The postman who cleared off and said thats life and the three wishes are to be returned to sender.

Originally posted by bestmate
The postman who cleared off and said thats life and the three wishes are to be returned to sender.

"Not wishes, I said fishes" said the fairy god mother " its these bloody false teeth they have never been the same since the were borrowed by...."

Originally posted by Jay Peatea
"Not wishes, I said fishes" said the fairy god mother " its these bloody false teeth they have never been the same since the were borrowed by...."

the milkman.

Originally posted by bestmate
the milkman.

"He didn't happen to tell you of the whereabouts of the Holy Pail ?" and so the quest began...............

Originally posted by Jay Peatea
"He didn't happen to tell you of the whereabouts of the Holy Pail ?" and so the quest began...............

.....to find the holy bucket which once contained......

Originally posted by colleman
.....to find the holy bucket which once contained......

...Elder Super Dingo vomit, which the Super Dingoes had to eat to become ...😀

Originally posted by D43M0N
...Elder Super Dingo vomit, which the Super Dingoes had to eat to become ...😀

Extra Super Sexy Vomit Dingos, who are able to leap tall.......

Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
Extra Super Sexy Vomit Dingos, who are able to leap tall.......

...chess players with a single bound and yell out...

Originally posted by bobbyboomer
...chess players with a single bound and yell out...

Yay! I have a ducky!!!!!
They are also able to wear the cutest little..........

Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
Yay! I have a ducky!!!!!
They are also able to wear the cutest little..........

Hi-Top Basketball sneakers from Nike... Air Quack Ones. They are paid millions of dollars per year just to wear them!

These are the only duckies known to have gold teeth and say "Yo yo yo"! rather than "Quack, quack, quack".

The Duckies that is... not the Extra Super Sexy Vomit Dingos

Something strange happens in an instant....

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Hi-Top Basketball sneakers from Nike... Air Quack Ones. They are paid millions of dollars per year just to wear them!

These are the only duckies known to have gold teeth and say "Yo yo yo"! rather than "Quack, quack, quack".

The Duckies that is... not the Extra Super Sexy Vomit Dingos

Something strange happens in an instant....

Adidas announce that they are sponsering the extra super sexy vomit dingoes in the quest for the holy pail provided that they..........

Originally posted by colleman
Adidas announce that they are sponsering the extra super sexy vomit dingoes in the quest for the holy pail provided that they..........

bottle and sell the extra super sexy dingo vomit to health spas. The ESSDV would be rubbed all over the ......

Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
bottle and sell the extra super sexy dingo vomit to health spas. The ESSDV would be rubbed all over the ......

buttocks of David Beckham and then..........