Originally posted by Shadowfang"All stories start somewhere, Fenway loser... You will never find the peanut king, the trailer park grail, Babe Ruth's piano, or a banana on a dustbin lid if you don't know the whole story"!
"what?! what does that have to do with me?! i'm just looking for a piano, you know," said Fenway loser. To which Nessie replied...
[by the way, this is insanely funny!😀]
"Plus we wouldn't want you acting like a superstar on a Yamaha, go and skid and kill a kid... and smash a banana on a dustbin lid".
Nessie took a deap breath and went on...
Originally posted by PhlabibitOnce upon a time, there was a dingo, the largest dingo anyone had ever seen. It was a super dingo. A Prehistoric super dingo. It was elected King of all the animals on the planet, including the dinosaurs. One day, the super dingo decided there was not enough......
"All stories start somewhere, Fenway loser... You will never find the peanut king, the trailer park grail, Babe Ruth's piano, or a banana on a dustbin lid if you don't know the whole story"!
"Plus we wouldn't want you acting like a superstar on a Yamaha, go and skid and kill a kid... and smash a banana on a dustbin lid".
Nessie took a deap breath and went on...
Originally posted by elvendreamgirlSweaters, red ones or blue ones, so the super dingo thought and thought and finally...
Once upon a time, there was a dingo, the largest dingo anyone had ever seen. It was a super dingo. A Prehistoric super dingo. It was elected King of all the animals on the planet, including the dinosaurs. One day, the super dingo decided there was not enough......
Originally posted by Phlabibit"Who has the head of a fruit bat for me to eat?" and Sevas Susej, who had realized recently that with a name like that he must be Polish, stepped forward and bowed to the Super Grand Dingo Thingy, and said ......
Sevas Susej, a god of sorts who was working on creating peanut men. He wore a banana on a dustbin lid for a hat. The Grand Dingo spoke in a booming voice and asked,
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Originally posted by turtlexThe Grand Dingo replied "First you must find Buth Ruth's grave and pray to release the curse and buy a Yankee sweater, then chant LET'S GO YANKEES" to which he replied....
"Oh Grand Super-Mega Dingo.... We need your vast powers, your inate charm and great fortitude to lead the Boston Red Sox to victory.... What oh Grand Pooh-bah of Dingos, must we do so that this dream comes true....."
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Originally posted by lustRushed home & found his wife just about to give birth, "I bet its a boy ?" he said to the midwife, but was disappointed when she past him a small baby holy ghost . Damn, it was another phantom pregnancy. Perhaps we should give this one up for adoption ? he asked Mrs susej.......
i shoot... my wife is giving birth right now? he then