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Originally posted by Jay Peatea
buttocks of David Beckham and then..........
OOoooooooooooooh!!!!!!!
uhm............
Becks gets the urge to rush to elvendreamgirl's home and he grbas her and..........

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
OOoooooooooooooh!!!!!!!
uhm............
Becks gets the urge to rush to elvendreamgirl's home and he grbas her and..........
grabs

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
grabs
Her Little Duckie!

Just then Fenway Loser askes Nessie....

"Where is this story going? How did the Dino's Die"!?!?!

Nessie says....

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Her Little Duckie!

Just then Fenway Loser askes Nessie....

"Where is this story going? How did the Dino's Die"!?!?!

Nessie says....

"wait! Let's get back to Becks and Elven!!!!!!!!!"

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
OOoooooooooooooh!!!!!!!
uhm............
Becks gets the urge to rush to elvendreamgirl's home and he grbas her and..........
Reach's deep inside her soft, wet, silken pouch and........

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Originally posted by WHY AYE
Reach's deep inside her soft, wet, silken pouch and........
steals her footy ball, joins the Super Sexy Dingo International Vomit and Footy Team, and wins the World Cup for Dingos and all the .......

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
steals her footy ball, joins the Super Sexy Dingo International Vomit and Footy Team, and wins the World Cup for Dingos and all the .......
Oppressed coat hangers of the world, which........

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contained thousands of tiny little nano macihnes which contained a new type of virus that reversed the sex of any persons that came within 50 meters of it, soon found out to be sent by..........

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Originally posted by lust
contained thousands of tiny little nano macihnes which contained a new type of virus that reversed the sex of any persons that came within 50 meters of it, soon found out to be sent by..........
While they think abought it?
You would change sex?

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Originally posted by lust
contained thousands of tiny little nano macihnes which contained a new type of virus that reversed the sex of any persons that came within 50 meters of it, soon found out to be sent by..........
The Nano-Dingoes from outer space, who were planning to take over everyone's nostril hairs, until...

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Originally posted by D43M0N
The Nano-Dingoes from outer space, who were planning to take over everyone's nostril hairs, until...
They were successfully elimated by the super bogeys that inhabited Barry Manilows nose which......

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Originally posted by Jay Peatea
They were successfully elimated by the super bogeys that inhabited Barry Manilows nose which......
Super bogeys which had every intention of taking over all the noses in the world. Bogeys so gluey that they would seal the noses of the nose owners and cause them to be mouth breathers. Thus all creautres would appear stupid and alien super dingos would laugh at them and call them names such as Mouth breather and Nose closed person (the super dingos not being all the good at coming up with good insults). But, to the luck of all creatures, the scientific community came up with a super bogey dissolver made out of, oddly enough, super dingo vomit. This cure, when applied to the nostrils, caused a large............

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
Super bogeys which had every intention of taking over all the noses in the world. Bogeys so gluey that they would seal the noses of the nose owners and cause them to be mouth breathers. Thus all creautres would appear stupid and alien super dingos would laugh at them and call them names such as Mouth breather and Nose closed person (the super dingos n ...[text shortened]... y enough, super dingo vomit. This cure, when applied to the nostrils, caused a large............
....outflow of green gunge from the nostrils and a man would follow these unfortunates around with a bucket (or pail) and collect all this stuff and he became known as the bogeyman and nasty people would frighten the children by saying that the bogeyman was coming to get them and .......

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Originally posted by colleman
....outflow of green gunge from the nostrils and a man would follow these unfortunates around with a bucket (or pail) and collect all this stuff and he became known as the bogeyman and nasty people would frighten the children by saying that the bogeyman was coming to get them and .......
Suddenly, there was a huge asteroid which came hurtling towards the Earth. It hit the Easth and cracked it in two, but luckily the bogey green gunge and the Super dingo vomit were used to glue the earthj back into one piece. Everyone was cheering and making odd snorty sort of noises (resulting from the super bogeys). Unfortuneately, when the Earth was reglued, there was a piece left over, which became it's own little planet, called Flermithorx. The people who inhabit this planet are the Flermithorxers, and they are well known for their ability to......

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use telepathy in order to move whole planets in unison with the sun's gravity force to create whole new solar systems and even possibly universes, if millions of people used telepathy together. They were planning to..... (I have no idea what I'm saying... o_O)