Cheese makes you live longer

Well not cheese, but butter does apparently: -

http://i.imgur.com/U61an.png

I hear smoking cigarettes has some health benefits too.

Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage

Well not cheese, but butter does apparently: -

http://i.imgur.com/U61an.png

I hear smoking cigarettes has some health benefits too.

Doesn't the good book say that links (sausage, that is) should be used sparingly?

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Doesn't the good book say that links (sausage, that is) should be used sparingly?

Only if you're a mediocre golfer.

Bran will add 5 years to your life, time all spent on the toilet.

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Bran will add 5 years to your life, time all spent on the toilet.

A chance then to read all those books in peace and quiet.

Originally posted by Phlabibit

Bran will add 5 years to your life, time all spent on the toilet.

Day or night, fine print on toothpaste tubes makes for interesting reading.


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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Day or night, fine print on toothpaste tubes makes for interesting reading.


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Shampoo bottles also.

Originally posted by ChessPraxis

Shampoo bottles also.

Did U Know there's often a secret message or two hidden within the coarse weave of "El Cheapo" brand, 1-ply TP to explore?

Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
Well not cheese, but butter does apparently: -

http://i.imgur.com/U61an.png

I hear smoking cigarettes has some health benefits too.

so did you design that poster or just find it?

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Did U Know there's often a secret message or two hidden within the coarse weave of "El Cheapo" brand, 1-ply TP to explore?

Don't press too hard?

Originally posted by kevcvs57
Don't press too hard?

Isn't that what Mikey's sister, Gertie, said.
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Everybody and his dog has picked up that butter poster - Google Images found 42 different sites using it, and also 2 of this one: http://activerain.com/image_store/uploads/4/6/7/2/7/ar129691758272764.jpg

Originally posted by Kewpie
Everybody and his dog has picked up that butter poster - Google Images found 42 different sites using it, and also 2 of this one: http://activerain.com/image_store/uploads/4/6/7/2/7/ar129691758272764.jpg

Ha,

By the way, how do you creative the unusual spacing?
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