Cheezy Pick-Up Lines

What is your favorite pick-up line?
"do you work for UPS, because i could have swore you were just checking out my package"

I lost my library card but can I still check you out?

"What pick-up lines work best with you?" is what I always say.

Hi my name is *****. can I buy you a Porsche?

Originally posted by duecer
Hi my name is *****. can I buy you a Porsche?

Originally posted by adramforall
I bet the boys love you 😛

My favourite apocryphal pickup line involves "love snot" and a "meat hankie" - a classic!

Originally posted by LWCchess
What is your favorite pick-up line?
"do you work for UPS, because i could have swore you were just checking out my package"

Originally posted by LWCchess
What is your favorite pick-up line?
"do you work for UPS, because i could have swore you were just checking out my package"

Chatter: Aaa ooooo aaaaa ooooo
Chattee: What's that?
Chatter: The sound of the ambulance coming to take me to hospital, as you have made my heart skip a beat.

Works nevery time

😉

Originally posted by jimslyp69
Chatter: Aaa ooooo aaaaa ooooo
Chattee: What's that?
Chatter: The sound of the ambulance coming to take me to hospital, as you have made my heart skip a beat.

Works nevery time

😉

"Are you using an engine?" gets them flummoxed every time.

Here is my favourite:

Me: Hey baby, have you ever seen a clockwork orange? we should re enact that famous scene.
Girl: No way
Me: good to see you getting into the spirit of things....

Can't understand why anybody would use a chat up line when just saying Hi is miles better. When you use a chat up line your saying "I desperately need something clever to say as I don't have the confidence to just go up to a girl and start a conversation with her"

Wanna see why they call me 'Tri-pod'?