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What is your favorite pick-up line?
"do you work for UPS, because i could have swore you were just checking out my package"

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I lost my library card but can I still check you out?

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"What pick-up lines work best with you?" is what I always say.

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Hi my name is *****. can I buy you a Porsche?

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Originally posted by duecer
Hi my name is *****. can I buy you a Porsche?
I bet the boys love you 😛

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Originally posted by adramforall
I bet the boys love you 😛
well yer dad does anyway

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My favourite apocryphal pickup line involves "love snot" and a "meat hankie" - a classic!

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Originally posted by LWCchess
What is your favorite pick-up line?
"do you work for UPS, because i could have swore you were just checking out my package"
"How much for half and half?"

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Originally posted by LWCchess
What is your favorite pick-up line?
"do you work for UPS, because i could have swore you were just checking out my package"
When a girl is having a drink.

"Want some cheese with that?"

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Chatter: Aaa ooooo aaaaa ooooo
Chattee: What's that?
Chatter: The sound of the ambulance coming to take me to hospital, as you have made my heart skip a beat.

Works nevery time

😉

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
Chatter: Aaa ooooo aaaaa ooooo
Chattee: What's that?
Chatter: The sound of the ambulance coming to take me to hospital, as you have made my heart skip a beat.

Works nevery time

😉
That doenst sound like a very convincing imitation of an ambulance lol. I doubt anyone will be impressed:p

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"Are you using an engine?" gets them flummoxed every time.

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Here is my favourite:

Me: Hey baby, have you ever seen a clockwork orange? we should re enact that famous scene.
Girl: No way
Me: good to see you getting into the spirit of things....

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Can't understand why anybody would use a chat up line when just saying Hi is miles better. When you use a chat up line your saying "I desperately need something clever to say as I don't have the confidence to just go up to a girl and start a conversation with her"

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Wanna see why they call me 'Tri-pod'?