Cheezy Pick-Up Lines

Is $10 gonna cover it?

"Yeah, I'll do your friend. Not you though."

"Some guys call me a pussy, cause I like to cuddle"

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-GIN

WOW, you have your own pillows, can I try them tonight?

Nice shoes. Fancy a f***?

I wana mary you. Only take about six minutes I recon.

"Hey Baby, did you fart… cause you blow me away!"

do you have a mirror in you pocket... because i can see me in your pants!

are you a parking ticket... because you have fine written all over you!

Originally posted by Jamesqt
Can't understand why anybody would use a chat up line when just saying Hi is miles better. When you use a chat up line your saying "I desperately need something clever to say as I don't have the confidence to just go up to a girl and start a conversation with her"

Originally posted by Suzianne
"Hi"



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Originally posted by adramforall
WOW, you have your own pillows, can I try them tonight?

" Ya know for a fat girl you don't sweat much"

Originally posted by Nowakowski
"Some guys call me a pussy, cause I like to cuddle"

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-GIN

"Ay mamacita! Tengo mucho dinero!"

"Cor! You don't sweat much for a fat bird!"