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Cheezy Pick-Up Lines

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
" Ya know for a fat girl you don't sweat much"
Artistry. Pure artistry.

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"Did it hurt?"
"Did what hurt?"
"When you fell from heaven..."

Don't blame me, blame my male seed. I just wanna spread it.

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Originally posted by LWCchess
What is your favorite pick-up line?
"do you work for UPS, because i could have swore you were just checking out my package"
Why do "Cheezy Pick-Up Lines" in the first place. Cheerful honesty,

genuine interest and relaxed humor always worked just fine for me.

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"Get your coat luv, you've pulled!"

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Originally posted by LWCchess
What is your favorite pick-up line?
"do you work for UPS, because i could have swore you were just checking out my package"
"How long has she been dead for?"

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Why do "Cheezy Pick-Up Lines" in the first place. Cheerful honesty,

genuine interest and relaxed humor always worked just fine for me.
back in the 1940s?

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Originally posted by Blackamp
back in the 1940s?
Any babe who falls for "Cheezy Pick-Up Lines" isn't worth having... now

or ever. Any guy so impoverished as to use them isn't worth a glance.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Any babe who falls for "Cheezy Pick-Up Lines" isn't worth having... now

or ever. Any guy so impoverished as to use them isn't worth a glance.
Any person who doesn't have a sense of humor isn't worth being in this thread.

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I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

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Originally posted by Traveling Again
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
I bet they all act like this after you say that:

*grabs a piece of paper and a pen from her purse*
*writes something down on the paper*
*hands you the paper*
*walks away*



You read the paper:

"To bad I aint talking back."

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Originally posted by Traveling Again
Any person who doesn't have a sense of humor isn't worth being in this thread.
... or anyone who 'wears socks up to his knees'.



😀

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"This face leaves in ten minutes. Will you be on it?"

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Can I get in your pants love, I think I've shat mine.

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Originally posted by cadwah
Can I get in your pants love, I think I've shat mine.
Better version: Can I get in your pants love? Ever since I laid eyes on you mine don't fit anymore.