Chess Poems

Anyone know any good Chess poems?

Originally posted by invigorate
Anyone know any good Chess poems?

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My game of chess
is such a mess








































😞

There once was a bishop from Siam
Who loved a piece on the lam
When asked why
He said he wouldn't reply
But then mentioned he did like a dram.

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
My game of chess
is such a mess

Chess Poem

My game of chess
does not impress.
It lacks finesse.
Was there stress?

Yes, I must confess
and much duress.
It became a mess,
more than less.

I digress to excess.
So now I must recess
to address, assesss
and seek redress,

while I still convalesce,
in my sleepy nightdress.
Even though it's a mess,
I refuse to acquiesce

to decisions that depress
and seriously oppress.
Forgive if I transgress.
Bless my sorry chess.

Please grant some success,
improvement or progress
with my game of chess.
It's still a patzer's mess.


😴

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
[b]Chess Poem

My game of chess
does not impress.
It lacks finesse.
Was there stress?

Yes, I must confess
and much duress.
It became a mess,
more than less.

I digress to excess.
So now I must recess
to address, assesss
and seek redress,

while I still convalesce,
in my sleepy nightdress.
Even though it's a mess,
I refuse to a ...[text shortened]... uccess,
improvement or progress
with my game of chess.
It's still a patzer's mess.


😴[/b]

Originally posted by Trev33
I like it but where's the naked chess playing chick?

Originally posted by shortcircuit
sitting across from me waiting to be mated!! 😉😛

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
So what ya waiting for...get on with it. Oh wait it's all about needing more time eh?Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

Originally posted by Trev33
I like it but where's the naked chess playing chick?

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Originally posted by invigorate
Anyone know any good Chess poems?

Originally posted by shortcircuit
Stop interrupting....it is a very complicated mate!!! 😠😠😠

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Did you mean, "it's very complicated, mate."?

Originally posted by shortcircuit
no, if i had meant that, I would have said that.

Try not to juxtapose yourself into my scenario please. 😠