Thanks to JS357 - I will be reading this one out in class tomorrow to celebrate National Poetry Day
THE GAME
She makes her move and hits the clock
On my poor Kingside she's got a lock
Down the file her Queen comes like a truck
This time I think I'm out of luck
Her Blue eyes sparkle as she captures my Rook
She's playing so fast, it must be all Book
She think she's got me up a tree
Yea, guess she spotted that Mate in three
My clock is running Tick Tock, Tick Tock
I'm between the hard place and a Rock
A quick glance at her & I see her grin
She's ready to chalk up another Win
Flag is hanging, it's my move, and YES, by Heck
Now it's a Draw by perpetual Check!
I'm kinda glad I didn't win, I hate to be rude
But it is disconcerting when she plays in the Nude
Chandler Yergin
2002
I’m just an average bloke, and I like a good laugh, and cracking a joke;
And I love going down to the pub, getting drunk with the boys, then onto a club;
I watch football and play snooker and play pool and play chess;
But you can’t come round here coz my house is a mess;
I wake up very early and go to bed very late;
I work hard in the day time and my life is just great;
I get drunk every evening and I’m everyone’s mate:
Part of a poem by Brian Clark 🙂
Originally posted by BlackpoolmadThumbs Up!
I’m just an average bloke, and I like a good laugh, and cracking a joke;
And I love going down to the pub, getting drunk with the boys, then onto a club;
I watch football and play snooker and play pool and play chess;
But you can’t come round here coz my house is a mess;
I wake up very early and go to bed very late;
I work hard in the day time an ...[text shortened]... t great;
I get drunk every evening and I’m everyone’s mate:
Part of a poem by Brian Clark 🙂
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Clark_(writer)
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Thanks Bobby.
Here is some more of it 🙂
Greasy breakfast every morning and fish and chips for tea;
I meet up with naughty women, they’re all the same to me;
And I live in a town where my neighbours are gays;
I park sideways in Tesco’s accross disabled bays;
Can't add other verses, because they are too blue!
Originally posted by BlackpoolmadSo you are saying Black(poolmad) and blue don't go together???
Thanks Bobby.
Here is some more of it 🙂
Greasy breakfast every morning and fish and chips for tea;
I meet up with naughty women, they’re all the same to me;
And I live in a town where my neighbours are gays;
I park sideways in Tesco’s accross disabled bays;
Can't add other verses, because they are too blue!