Chuck Norris turns 70

I'm sure this will turn out to be a great thread..

reposting some of my fave tweets on the subject

* Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter"
* Chuck Norris visited The Virgin Islands. Now they are just The Islands.
* Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack

Who is Chuck Norris? 😕

Originally posted by Renars
* Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack

Originally posted by lausey
Chuck Norris will never die.

he's 70 in human years, that makes him about 25 in Chuck Norris years

Originally posted by duecer
he's 70 in human years, that makes him about 25 in Chuck Norris years

Chuck Norris jokes were never funny.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Vanessa Carlton's song "1000 miles" refers to how high in the air her boyfriend flew after being roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris in a fight.
Chuck Norris eats Beef Jerky and craps gunpowder. Then he takes the gunpowder, makes a bullet, and kills another cow. Some call this the "Circle of Life".
On the last episode of Fear Factor, Chuck Norris ate Joe Rogan.

Chuck Norris didn't turn 70, 70 turned Chuck Norris.

lol

Originally posted by adramforall
Who is Chuck Norris? 😕

What do you mean he just turned 70? I just saw him get the crap beaten out of him by Bruce Lee. Don't tell ME he's 70!

Originally posted by sonhouse
What do you mean he just turned 70? I just saw him get the crap beaten out of him by Bruce Lee. Don't tell ME he's 70!