Chuck Norris turns 70

Renars

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11 Mar 10 07:33

Renars

The Smoke

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11 Mar 10 07:33

I'm sure this will turn out to be a great thread..

reposting some of my fave tweets on the subject

* Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter"
* Chuck Norris visited The Virgin Islands. Now they are just The Islands.
* Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack

adramforall

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11 Mar 10 08:30

Who is Chuck Norris? 😕

lausey

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11 Mar 10 09:15

Originally posted by Renars
* Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack

Chuck Norris will never die.

expuddlepirate

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11 Mar 10 09:17

Originally posted by lausey
Chuck Norris will never die.

Bruce Lee killed him in "return of the Dragon".

duecer

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11 Mar 10 18:41

he's 70 in human years, that makes him about 25 in Chuck Norris years

Scotty70

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11 Mar 10 22:21

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Originally posted by duecer
he's 70 in human years, that makes him about 25 in Chuck Norris years

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a shotgun under his pillow, he sleeps with a pillow under his shotgun

hopscotch

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11 Mar 10 22:33

Chuck Norris jokes were never funny.

SwissGambit

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11 Mar 10 22:37

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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Vanessa Carlton's song "1000 miles" refers to how high in the air her boyfriend flew after being roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris in a fight.
Chuck Norris eats Beef Jerky and craps gunpowder. Then he takes the gunpowder, makes a bullet, and kills another cow. Some call this the "Circle of Life".
On the last episode of Fear Factor, Chuck Norris ate Joe Rogan.

Chess Player D

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12 Mar 10 00:00

Chuck Norris didn't turn 70, 70 turned Chuck Norris.

lol

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12 Mar 10 23:50

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sonhouse

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13 Mar 10 03:19

What do you mean he just turned 70? I just saw him get the crap beaten out of him by Bruce Lee. Don't tell ME he's 70!

expuddlepirate

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13 Mar 10 03:49

Originally posted by sonhouse
What do you mean he just turned 70? I just saw him get the crap beaten out of him by Bruce Lee. Don't tell ME he's 70!

They fought in Rome and Bruce pulled a fist full of Chuck's hair from his chest too.