Chuck Norris

When Chuck Norris kicks you, it hurts.

When you get hit by lightning it does not feal to good either.

Originally posted by blindcheesecake
When you get hit by lightning it does not feal to good either.

Originally posted by Phlabibit
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FEAL

Originally posted by blindcheesecake
So are you saying we are trying to hide our fealings

When Chuck Norris is in line, he gets to move to the front through intimidation.

Chuck Norris doesn't put up with any riff-raff coming from his peers.

As a young adult, Chuck Norris excersized and practiced martial arts to acheive the level of extertice he now posesses.

Chuck Norris abuses his wife but she's too afraid to report him to the authorities.

During the filmng of Delta Force, Chuck Norris hired a hooker to have sex with.

Chuck Norris' poor acting leaves him with feelings of inadequacy. This can cause him to lose his temper and take it out on the ones he loves most.

the great basketball player wilt chamberlain claimed to have slept with over 3000 women during his basketball career. chuck norris called this a "slow Tuesday".

Chuck Norris doesn't give autographs; he hurries home after events to watch his favorite television programs.

Originally posted by irishhebrew82
the great basketball player wilt chamberlain claimed to have slept with over 3000 women during his basketball career. chuck norris called this a "slow Tuesday".

Chuck Norris' real name isn't Chuck Norris.