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When Chuck Norris kicks you, it hurts.

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When you get hit by lightning it does not feal to good either.

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Originally posted by blindcheesecake
When you get hit by lightning it does not feal to good either.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FEAL

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FEAL
So are you saying we are trying to hide our fealings

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Originally posted by blindcheesecake
So are you saying we are trying to hide our fealings
Pretty asstoot.

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When Chuck Norris is in line, he gets to move to the front through intimidation.

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Chuck Norris doesn't put up with any riff-raff coming from his peers.

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As a young adult, Chuck Norris excersized and practiced martial arts to acheive the level of extertice he now posesses.

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Chuck Norris abuses his wife but she's too afraid to report him to the authorities.

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During the filmng of Delta Force, Chuck Norris hired a hooker to have sex with.

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Chuck Norris' poor acting leaves him with feelings of inadequacy. This can cause him to lose his temper and take it out on the ones he loves most.

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the great basketball player wilt chamberlain claimed to have slept with over 3000 women during his basketball career. chuck norris called this a "slow Tuesday".

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Chuck Norris doesn't give autographs; he hurries home after events to watch his favorite television programs.

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Originally posted by irishhebrew82
the great basketball player wilt chamberlain claimed to have slept with over 3000 women during his basketball career. chuck norris called this a "slow Tuesday".
Jesus Christ.

I give up with you.

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Chuck Norris' real name isn't Chuck Norris.