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so any londoners here speak proper cockney. i've been brought up with the accent and i use the rhyming occasionaly...mostly apple and pears, half inch, barnet, billy, dog & bone, butchers...and lots of others...just not as much as those. i don't know many people now who use proper cockney rhymin' all the time. does anyone here?

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No mate, but i was walking up the old janet the other day, minding my own gravy when this dennis thatcher come flying round the Jack Horner and went straight over plates. Blindin'

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Cockneys are just a bit pony.

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Let's invite all the Americans to this thread...

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
No mate, but i was walking up the old janet the other day, minding my own gravy when this dennis thatcher come flying round the Jack Horner and went straight over plates. Blindin'
i was gettin a sherbert dab to me pope in rome whensum dustbin came up to me, hit me in the north and south, broke me hampsted, went through me davy crocket and half inched me bangers and mash.

i dare an american to decifer either that or the post before!

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Originally posted by Freddie2004
i was gettin a sherbert dab to me pope in rome whensum dustbin came up to me, hit me in the north and south, broke me hampsted, went through me davy crocket and half inched me bangers and mash.

i dare an american to decifer either that or the post before!

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No clue, though it sounds like a bunch of sexual inuendos to me. Perhaps, I'm just sick. But anyway, I'm clueless. In fact, I don't even know what this accent with rhymes that you lot are talking about is. "What's all this then?" Someone help me out. 🙄

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Let's invite all the Americans to this thread...
I'm as American as they come but my in-laws are from Leisctershire, does that count?


Here we go:

"Hullo Guvnah!!! I was down at da Piccadilly when I came across this daft mum screaming 'Ow bloody Hell'. I swear she was all sixs and sevens"

How was that? Pretty awful, eh?

I'm from California....Dudes?

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Originally posted by Freddie2004
i was gettin a sherbert dab to me pope in rome whensum dustbin came up to me, hit me in the north and south, broke me hampsted, went through me davy crocket and half inched me bangers and mash.

i dare an american to decifer either that or the post before!

fred
translation ( for ark) = i was getting a CAB to me HOME when some kid ( dustbin LID) came up to me, hit me in the MOUTH, broke my TEETH ( hampstead HEATH), went through my POCKET and PINCHED my CASH.

there you go...do you want jimmies as well?

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I think that everyone should have to type how they talk. Kirsey has the right idea. He types ghetto. I think English people should type how they pronouce things. For example in the previous passage. "Ow, bloody hell" would become, "Aw Bluddy Ell." And other nationalities as well. It would make things more interesting.

But of course we'd run into the problem that everyone thinks everyone else talk strangely. I'm sure the English think Americans sound pretty dumb. So, in order to do this, everyone would have to find out how they sound from someone else, then learn to type it phenetically. As that would be too complicated, I suggest we ignore this idea.

Wait... why did I write this again?😛

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I was about to hit the frog and toad to head to the battle cruiser for a couple of nelson mandelas, but then the trouble and strive called me back for me kidney punch. It was only when I got back that I realised that me mutton jeff currant bun had half inched all the bleedin inspector morse.

That's about the best I can manage of the top of my loaf of bread.

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Originally posted by ark13
I think that everyone should have to type how they talk. Kirsey has the right idea. He types ghetto. I think English people should type how they pronouce things. For example in the previous passage. "Ow, bloody hell" would become, "Aw Bluddy Ell." And other nationalities as well. It would make things more interesting.

But of course we'd run in ...[text shortened]... ould be too complicated, I suggest we ignore this idea.

Wait... why did I write this again?😛
Yoor iydeer wud nevver werk. Its bin tryd bi4 and orlwaaz faylz.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Yoor iydeer wud nevver werk. Its bin tryd bi4 and orlwaaz faylz.
moi woife, she's sooo airrrrey, she platts under er arums.

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Originally posted by ark13
I think that everyone should have to type how they talk. Kirsey has the right idea. He types ghetto. I think English people should type how they pronouce things. For example in the previous passage. "Ow, bloody hell" would become, "Aw Bluddy Ell." And other nationalities as well. It would make things more interesting.

But of course we'd run in ...[text shortened]... ould be too complicated, I suggest we ignore this idea.

Wait... why did I write this again?😛
Wehl, I wonda if Eyyyyed be able tah type this theh whay I probly sound if I wehr ta say it.

Heahr in row dilan we kinda mangle up owa Ars and Ayches. The rest we kinda slur togethha.

Jeet yet? (did you eat yet?)
Yowda heah? (You out of here? (leaving))
Chupta? (What you up to? (what are you doing))


remembah? Septembah, leaves fall in 'auwdem'

Also, it is very different than 'Bohston', so don't confuse the way we talk here with a city 120 or so miles north. If they had a friend named Bob, they would call him 'Boawb' We call him 'Bahhb'.

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Originally posted by ark13
I think that everyone should have to type how they talk. Kirsey has the right idea. He types ghetto. I think English people should type how they pronouce things. For example in the previous passage. "Ow, bloody hell" would become, "Aw Bluddy Ell." And other nationalities as well. It would make things more interesting.

But of course we'd run in ...[text shortened]... ould be too complicated, I suggest we ignore this idea.

Wait... why did I write this again?😛
:Enter surfer speak mode:

Woah dude! You just hit that tunnel like there was no tomorrow.

:Exit surfer speak mode:

Being a beach bum in Colorado gets hard sometimes.

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dont chicking curry.. and.. i dont adam and eve it..
are ones I use sometimes
my grandad was born within the bow bells was proper cockney..
im from east london was born in barking and barking mad..

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