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cockney rhymin slaang...guv'na

cockney rhymin slaang...guv'na

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
moi woife, she's sooo airrrrey, she platts under er arums.

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You're from Somerset? 😉

Note: That's how I read your "accent" until I looked at who had written the post, not some dig at west country lasses.

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
I was about to hit the frog and toad to head to the battle cruiser for a couple of nelson mandelas, but then the trouble and strive called me back for me kidney punch. It was only when I got back that I realised that me mutton jeff currant bun had half inched all the bleedin inspector morse.

That's about the best I can manage of the top of my loaf of bread.

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Let me take a stab at this....

I was about to hit the road to head to boozer for a couple of *dunno* , but then the wife called me back for my lunch. It was only when I got back that I realised that my *dunno* son had pinched? al the *dunno*.

That's all I can manage off the top of my head.

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Originally posted by Crowley
Let me take a stab at this....

I was about to hit the road to head to boozer for a couple of *dunno* , but then the wife called me back for my lunch. It was only when I got back that I realised that my *dunno* son had pinched? al the *dunno*.

That's all I can manage off the top of my head.

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*dunno* 1: Nelson Mandela - Stella Artois
*dunno* 2: Mutton Jeff - Deaf
*dunno* 3: Inspector Morse - Sauce

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Aah...

This is not actually very difficult. Are there certain phrases for certain words or do you put in anything that rhymes?

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Originally posted by Crowley
Aah...

This is not actually very difficult. Are there certain phrases for certain words or do you put in anything that rhymes?
But proper cockney would have been:-
I was about to hit the frog to head to the battle cruiser for a couple of nelsons, but then the trouble called me back for me kidney. It was only when I got back that I realised that me mutton currant had half inched all the bleedin inspector.

Which would have been impossible for anybody outside the Bowbells to translate..

Certain phrases for certain words. Its not just about picking a word or two that rhymes.

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Whats the cockney slan thats used in Lock stock and 2 smoking barrels?

really funny.

can anyone remember the phrases?