1. Standard memberchessturd
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    07 May '19 18:01
    Speak for yourself, I just got attacked by 3 ninjas in pink and if I didn't have my nunchucks I would have been molested.
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    07 May '19 18:10
    ninjanut...

    what three ninjas dressed in pink will do to chessturd inna dark alley...
  3. SubscriberSuzianne
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    07 May '19 18:48
    @chessturd said
    Speak for yourself, I just got attacked by 3 ninjas in pink and if I didn't have my nunchucks I would have been molested.
    If they had katanas, you'd be dead.
  4. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    07 May '19 19:08
    @suzianne said
    Btw, the nunchuku are an almost useless weapon. Chaining the handles together actually reduces their effectiveness as a weapon. It's like a novice version of what should be a dual-wield weapon. And the handles are almost too short to dual-wield with on top of it.

    They are more for show than for actual efficacy, as in freestyle nunchuku.

    The only way to make t ...[text shortened]... ional nunchuku are better as a training weapon than a weapon I would use to defend myself or others.
    LOL@ Suzie,

    You've obviously never seen either of my brothers use them. Both are black belts. One in taekwondo has a 5th or 6th not quite sure, and also teaches the other in Karate has a black belt and still fights in tournaments and wins.

    -VR
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    07 May '19 19:081 edit
    @suzianne said
    If they had katanas, you'd be dead.
    LOL@ Suzie!!! My brother in Karate has won several swords. I haven't seen him go after anyone with one, or do I think he would!!! 😉 I guess they are a little illegal so hear.

    -VR
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    08 May '19 07:52
    @chessturd said
    Speak for yourself, I just got attacked by 3 ninjas in pink and if I didn't have my nunchucks I would have been molested.
    But fortunately for them you had your nunchucks
  7. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    08 May '19 10:42
    @rookie54 said
    ninjanut...

    what three ninjas dressed in pink will do to chessturd inna dark alley...
    Is that what happened to you rookie54? 😉

    -VR
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    @kevcvs57 said
    But fortunately for them you had your nunchucks
    Unfortunately he didn't know how to use them properly!!! 😉

    -VR
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    08 May '19 10:50
    ‘Chucknun’
    Noun :- a large free standing catapult used for throwing Nuns to the lions
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    08 May '19 11:47
    @very-rusty said
    LOL@ Suzie,

    You've obviously never seen either of my brothers use them. Both are black belts. One in taekwondo has a 5th or 6th not quite sure, and also teaches the other in Karate has a black belt and still fights in tournaments and wins.

    -VR
    And I bet they'd agree with me unless they're like you and don't know what they're talking about.

    A lot of these 'tourney boys' get their asses handed to them in a real fight.
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    08 May '19 11:512 edits
    @suzianne said
    And I bet they'd agree with me unless they're like you and don't know what they're talking about.

    A lot of these 'tourney boys' get their asses handed to them in a real fight.
    LOL@ Suzie, you are more than welcome to try either one of them, and I am sure either of them would spank you good!!! 😉 Then again you might like that kind of thing. 😛 😉

    Do you think you are the only one knows about Martial Arts? Really, it is a big world Suzie Q, you don't even know who you are talking to.

    Hell I never got into the Martial Arts, did some boxing though in my younger years. 😉 I bet I could still hold my own!!! 😛 😉

    -VR
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    08 May '19 13:35
    @kevcvs57 said
    ‘Chucknun’
    Noun :- a large free standing catapult used for throwing Nuns to the lions
    Rustheimer's Disease: (Proper noun) - Nominally diagnosed postmortem. It becomes manifest when a sharp decline in cognitive acuity reqires a patient to "ape" the behaviors of those in his surroundings.

    "Man, I think that guy might have chewed on lead pencils in grade school."

    "No, those are definitely symptoms of Rustheimer's."
  13. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    08 May '19 13:45
    @wolfe63 said
    Rustheimer's Disease: (Proper noun) - Nominally diagnosed postmortem. It becomes manifest when a sharp decline in cognitive acuity reqires a patient to "ape" the behaviors of those in his surroundings.

    "Man, I think that guy might have chewed on lead pencils in grade school."

    "No, those are definitely symptoms of Rustheimer's."
    wolfy is that meant to be funny or insulting....LOL!!!!

    -VR
  14. Standard memberHandyAndy
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    08 May '19 16:17
    @very-rusty said
    wolfy is that meant to be funny or insulting....LOL!!!!
    Flip a coin.
  15. Standard memberHandyAndy
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    08 May '19 16:22
    @very-rusty said
    I bet I could still hold my own!!!
    Your own what? Wouldn't that bloated gut be in the way?
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