@ghost-of-a-duke said
Is FMF proposing that eating cold baked beans has extended his life by 10+ years?
(The above is a deliberate misrepresentation of FMF's statement).

Let divegeester's beans people talk to my beans people and then we'll reach out to your beans people.

@the-gravedigger said
You could call it a Long Winded Discussion.

Baked beans should be seen and not heard.

@wolfgang59 said
Baked beans should be seen and not heard.

Or eaten the evening before Church! 😉

-VR

@very-rusty said
Or eaten the evening before Church! 😉

-VR

I once farted in a cathedral
it was like thunder

@lemondrop said
I once farted in a cathedral
it was like thunder

Best think to do is curl your nose make a face and look around! 😉 I have some experience with this kind of thing. 😉

-VR

@very-rusty said
Best think to do is curl your nose make a face and look around! 😉 I have some experience with this kind of thing. 😉

-VR

they would all know it was you bro
when everyone looks at you it doesn't matter how curled your nose is

@lemondrop said
they would all know it was you bro
when everyone looks at you it doesn't matter how curled your nose is

You got to learn how to clench and let out a silent one! 😉

-VR

@very-rusty said
You got to learn how to clench and let out a silent one! 😉

-VR

a cathedral is like an echo chamber
loud sounds bouncing off walls
hard to pinpoint location without sonar
so you can let them rip

@lemondrop said
a cathedral is like an echo chamber
loud sounds bouncing off walls
hard to pinpoint location without sonar
so you can let them rip

Well if that is true, just look around how are they to know it was you? 😉

-VR

@very-rusty said
Well if that is true, just look around how are they to know it was you? 😉

-VR

Sonar.

@great-big-stees said
Sonar.

LOL...Yes, there are sonar detectors everywhere. 😉

-VR

@very-rusty said
Well if that is true, just look around how are they to know it was you? 😉

-VR

if they all are looking at you
then you know they know
sometimes a blush will give it away

@lemondrop said
if they all are looking at you
then you know they know
sometimes a blush will give it away

You can't blush or give any indication it was you.

You must look innocent like you did nothing.

I'd think you would be a pro at that kind of thing. 😉

-VR

@divegeester said
Well it was initially based on a comment by Shav in debates, but I thought I’d bring the core here as I didn’t want to start a thread over there that could create a rift in the left v right continuum.

..but it has developed into a debate about the sounds of Flatus...

@ponderable said
..but it has developed into a debate about the sounds of Flatus...

You know the topic of the thread changes!

-VR