18 Mar 09
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Originally posted by SeitseNo.
Is the right to vote already given in SA to black people?
Only the white extremists may vote. Except if you write a letter to the government stating that you demand a vote based on some kind of disability, in which case they read it aloud in parlament and all have a good laugh at your skew patella.
Then your vote will count only as a half vote. If you can proof retardedness in your family you get 1.5 votes.
And the vote is deemed unfair if the ANC doesnt win.
18 Mar 09
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Originally posted by LucardoOk, now it's clear. Thanks!
No.
Only the white extremists may vote. Except if you write a letter to the government stating that you demand a vote based on some kind of disability, in which case they read it aloud in parlament and all have a good laugh at your skew patella.
Then your vote will count only as a half vote. If you can proof retardedness in your family you get 1.5 votes.
And the vote is deemed unfair if the ANC doesnt win.
18 Mar 09
Originally posted by LucardoLMFAO!
No.
Only the white extremists may vote. Except if you write a letter to the government stating that you demand a vote based on some kind of disability, in which case they read it aloud in parlament and all have a good laugh at your skew patella.
Then your vote will count only as a half vote. If you can proof retardedness in your family you get 1.5 votes.
And the vote is deemed unfair if the ANC doesnt win.
18 Mar 09
Originally posted by LucardoDon't forget that if your wife is pregnant with a boy, you get an additional 2.5 votes!
No.
Only the white extremists may vote. Except if you write a letter to the government stating that you demand a vote based on some kind of disability, in which case they read it aloud in parlament and all have a good laugh at your skew patella.
Then your vote will count only as a half vote. If you can proof retardedness in your family you get 1.5 votes.
And the vote is deemed unfair if the ANC doesnt win.
Because as we all know women are dumb and really shouldn't be allowed outside of the kitchen, so the man will have to think for her, and any white male born or unborn should be obligated to vote! The extra .5 is a contingency plan for in case it's twins.
20 Mar 09
Originally posted by ysterbaardThe sad fact about SA is that there is only 1 competitive party. If there were no illegals, prisoners werent allowed to vote, all expats were allowed to vote, and the election were as fair as can be the ANC would still win, because they have the numbers.
5 million illegal aliens form Zimbabwe, Nigeria, DRC, etc, etc. All living in the luxury of 'refugee camps'. All having 'valid' documents enabling them to vote.... That's one reason.
20 Mar 09
Originally posted by LucardoAnd superior brainwashing equipment!
The sad fact about SA is that there is only 1 competitive party. If there were no illegals, prisoners werent allowed to vote, all expats were allowed to vote, and the election were as fair as can be the ANC would still win, because they have the numbers.
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