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fielding complaints concerning @rookie54
any lewd behavior?
did he cuss at the automod?
did he tell you a lie?
not bathing regularly?
is he using the wrong fingers?

all collected data points and their source will be kept in strictest confidentiality

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@rookie54 said
fielding complaints concerning @rookie54
any lewd behavior?
did he cuss at the automod?
did he tell you a lie?
not bathing regularly?
is he using the wrong fingers?

all collected data points and their source will be kept in strictest confidentiality
you're beautiful just the way you are

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@rookie54 said
fielding complaints concerning @rookie54
any lewd behavior?
did he cuss at the automod?
did he tell you a lie?
not bathing regularly?
is he using the wrong fingers?

all collected data points and their source will be kept in strictest confidentiality
I'm not giving up my data until I see your Privacy Policy.

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@bigdogg said
I'm not giving up my data until I see your Privacy Policy.
"strictest confidentiality"

it don't get no bettern that

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@rookie54 said
fielding complaints concerning @rookie54
any lewd behavior?
did he cuss at the automod?
did he tell you a lie?
not bathing regularly?
is he using the wrong fingers?

all collected data points and their source will be kept in strictest confidentiality
"Your tazer was not fully charged when you last tickled me. I demand a second shot."



Asking for a friend.

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@moonbus said
"Your tazer was not fully charged when you last tickled me. I demand a refund."



Asking for a friend.
There was no charge.

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@the-gravedigger said
There was no charge.
Yeah, that's exactly the problem. Oh well, ya gets wot ya pays for.

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Someone complained about that department so we shut it down...permanently.

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I have a complaint...

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Ga-Doosh!! 💪🤬

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@rookie54 said
fielding complaints concerning @rookie54
I think you'd have bat and pad closer together and ignore anything in the corridor of uncertainty if this were not cyberspace. That you don't is arguably worthy of complaint.

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it’s raining in death valley
kim and pete are done
ice cream tacos no longer exist
so i went and bought a gun

strippers need to unionize
trees get aluminum dresses
cancer’s been granted citizenship
and alex jones confesses

drones kill more humans
than kangaroos or white sharks
pelosi’s pokin the chinese bear
i’m buying oxy in the park

there's imported debris on mars
and chorizo in outer space
global warming is killing coral
and ole boris bowed with grace

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@rookie54 said
it’s raining in death valley
kim and pete are done
ice cream tacos no longer exist
so i went and bought a gun

strippers need to unionize
trees get aluminum dresses
cancer’s been granted citizenship
and alex jones confesses

drones kill more humans
than kangaroos or white sharks
pelosi’s pokin the chinese bear
i’m buying oxy in the park

there's imported debri ...[text shortened]... on mars
and chorizo in outer space
global warming is killing coral
and ole boris bowed with grace
I wish to complain.

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