complaint department

@fmf said
I wish to complain.

i'm filing a complaint about science
i'm so mad

first they tell me that 3rd rock recorded the shortest day EVER last month and i was gonna live a much longer life but now they's telling me that the days are getting longer and my time here is nearly done

dammit, science

@bigdogg said
I'm not giving up my data until I see your Privacy Policy.

@the-gravedigger said
There was no charge.

@badradger said
Never been tazered but was cattle proded by a nutter.

@the-gravedigger said
Something similar happened to a pal of mine coming out of the Bongo club.

@fmf said
Are you referring to the African Union in a sly and mildly derogatory way?

@badradger said
no he is refering to a club over the border in middlesbrough often frequented by ladies of th night, sailors & people that want a party that never stops.

@the-gravedigger said
Thanks Badge, a perfect description. Shame it closed about 15 years ago.

@badradger said
yeah I laid the dance floor in there many of years back the boss gave me a bongo club T shirt sadly it was 2 small for me and the missus refused to wear it

@rookie54 said
it’s raining in death valley
kim and pete are done
ice cream tacos no longer exist
so i went and bought a gun

strippers need to unionize
trees get aluminum dresses
cancer’s been granted citizenship
and alex jones confesses

drones kill more humans
than kangaroos or white sharks
pelosi’s pokin the chinese bear
i’m buying oxy in the park

there's imported debri ...[text shortened]... on mars
and chorizo in outer space
global warming is killing coral
and ole boris bowed with grace

@woofwoof said
Not bad.
Not bad at all.
Your poetry is a bounty.
Your prose stand tall.
No mutiny from this gallery.
Just simple gaping, in awe.
🙂

Sam, you made the pants too long

The compliment thread disappeared too soon.

@moonbus said
The compliment thread disappeared too soon.