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Who takes their pants off when they get in the door and puts condoms on?

In Canada, I have a new apartment which is all mahogany polished wooden floors. I am under orders, from her inside, to remove my pants, and point my pecker at George Bush.

Is this strange, pointing my pecker at George Bush that is, or do a lot of people still change to condoms when they get home??

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
Who takes their pants off when they get in the door and puts condoms on?

In Canada, I have a new apartment which is all mahogany polished wooden floors. I am under orders, from her inside, to remove my pants, and point my pecker at George Bush.

Is this strange, pointing my pecker at George Bush that is, or do a lot of people still change to condoms when they get home??

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Frank
Hommage a mikelom post 😛 ?

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😉

Admit it... you laughed.

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
😉

Admit it... you laughed.
I have such a witty remark!
But, alas, I can't use it. Condoms are another subject I've received a life long ban on.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
I have such a witty remark!
But, alas, I can't use it. Condoms are another subject I've received a life long ban on.
Well, be sure to wipe it off at least. George Bush is... well... dirty.

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I use the ones that say "ribbed for her pleasure."
I turn them inside out for the hell of it. 😀

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
I use the ones that say "ribbed for her pleasure."
I turn them inside out for the hell of it. 😀
When I used to stay at friend's places with my girlfriend, we'd squirt liquid soap into a condom and leave it lying around.

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Your friends didn't notice the soapy taste? 😕 😉

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Your friends didn't notice the soapy taste? 😕 😉
I hardly think my friends are the sort of person who'd taste a condom, lying around their house, that they themselves didn't use.

You never can be sure though.


EDIT: perhaps "Person" should have been "people". Who knows and who cares!

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
I use the ones that say "ribbed for her pleasure."
I turn them inside out for the hell of it. 😀
Now that's laugh out loud funny! A wreck for you my friend.

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
Now that's laugh out loud funny! A wreck for you my friend.
Thanks frank 😀
Now, how do I get rid of a soapy taste in my mouth? 😞

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Thanks frank 😀
Now, how do I get rid of a soapy taste in my mouth? 😞
spit or swallow - the choice is yours 😀😛

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Originally posted by Pawn Qween
spit or swallow - the choice is yours 😀😛
I'll drink some whiskey instead. 😵

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Thanks frank 😀
Now, how do I get rid of a soapy taste in my mouth? 😞
Bourbon brother. Bourbon. I'll have some if you will.

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
Bourbon brother. Bourbon. I'll have some if you will.
Ahhh, a convert.

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