Originally posted by Frank Burns
Bourbon brother. Bourbon. I'll have some if you will.
Stop me if you've heard this one: a young guy about (insert minimum legal drinking age in your jurisdiction here) years old goes into a bar and orders a Jaegermeister shot. He drinks it straight down and immediately orders another. And so on until he's downed five Jaegermeister shots in ten minutes. The bartender says 'I guess you must be celebrating something'. 'Yeah', says the guy, 'My first blow job'. 'Congratulations', says the bartender, 'let me get you another - on the house'. 'No thanks', says our man, 'If five of these don't get the taste out of my mouth, i don't think six will'.
