Originally posted by Hand of HecateWe (society) owe you massive reparations. How about we offer you a high-paying job that requires no education, experience or effort? We were going to offer it to this stoner guy, but...
I have a horrible addiction to cheese even though I know it gives me the squirts. Is this the fault of society as well?
Originally posted by rbmorrisWill I have an office near a restroom with handicapped stalls? When I feel the need to hit it for a cheese fix I need my room and those bars come in handy for support. I'm likely to blow out my o-ring if I'm confined to a standard stall.
We (society) owe you massive reparations. How about we offer you a high-paying job that requires no education, experience or effort? We were going to offer it to this stoner guy, but...
Originally posted by AThousandYounghttp://joe-ks.com/archives_may2005/Elastic_Baby.htm
Well, I just got offered full time work. However due to this incident it's likely they'll take back their offer and fire me from the other job as well. I just got a promotion. My performance has been fantastic, but you dirtbags who keep marijuana criminal are keeping me from earning an honest paycheck. It looks like I may be unemployable.
Thank ...[text shortened]... st to ruin yours.
It's not like I have anything better to do...like say, going to work...
This kid doesn't need weed.
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