Corrupt a Wish game

Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
You guys are gay. I hate all of you.

Granted, but now you have to kiss and make up.



I wish I could have eternal life and live happily ever after with all the best women and tequila.

Originally posted by cashthetrash
Granted, but now you have to kiss and make up.



I wish I could have eternal life and live happily ever after with all the best women and tequila.

Granted. But after an eternity, all these women would be very wrinkly and dry. Also the tequila worm would have died and turned thetequila to a mushy sweaty pile of poo.

Unlucky.

I wish for nothing for as I have everything I could possibly ask for already.

Originally posted by jimslyp69
Granted. But after an eternity, all these women would be very wrinkly and dry. Also the tequila worm would have died and turned thetequila to a mushy sweaty pile of poo.

Unlucky.

I wish for nothing for as I have everything I could possibly ask for already.

wish granted, but now you have nothing.

Originally posted by jimslyp69
Granted. But after an eternity, all these women would be very wrinkly and dry. Also the tequila worm would have died and turned thetequila to a mushy sweaty pile of poo.

Unlucky.

I wish for nothing for as I have everything I could possibly ask for already.

Granted but now you will lose everything you have except your big lips. Lol Cool avatar.

I wish I had x-ray vision

Originally posted by cashthetrash
Granted but now you will lose everything you have except your big lips. Lol Cool avatar.

I wish I had x-ray vision

Granted, but you can only see through mens clothes.

Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
Granted, but you can only see through mens clothes.

I wish for more wishes.

Originally posted by rbmorris
I wish for more wishes.

Grunted. But you sahll have so many that they will eat at your flesh and drown you in sin. And you will wake up in a sweaty mess not knowing what is real, what is fake and have the real need to eat Kellogs rice Crispies [TM].

I wish people wouldn't run over me in their cars.

Originally posted by jimslyp69
Grunted. But you sahll have so many that they will eat at your flesh and drown you in sin. And you will wake up in a sweaty mess not knowing what is real, what is fake and have the real need to eat Kellogs rice Crispies [TM].

I wish people wouldn't run over me in their cars.

Granted, but now, children cannot help but run over you with their tricycles.

I wish money grew on trees and I owned a forest of them.

Originally posted by jimslyp69
Grunted. But you sahll have so many that they will eat at your flesh and drown you in sin. And you will wake up in a sweaty mess not knowing what is real, what is fake and have the real need to eat Kellogs rice Crispies [TM].

I wish people wouldn't run over me in their cars.

You mean I'll be reinfeld???

Granted, but you'll have to give up beer.

Originally posted by KnightWulfe
Granted, but now, children cannot help but run over you with their tricycles.

I wish money grew on trees and I owned a forest of them.

granted. But the trees only grow Zimbabwe dollars.

I wish I was the smartest person alive.

Originally posted by Alcra
granted. But the trees only grow Zimbabwe dollars.

I wish I was the smartest person alive.

Granted but everone else is dead

I wish I would be happy for the rest of my life

Originally posted by Alcra
granted. But the trees only grow Zimbabwe dollars.

I wish I was the smartest person alive.

Granted but you you only remain alive for 10 seconds.

I wish all my wishes were granted as I wished them without any negative stipulations in the contract where by I could disalow anything added I wouldn't agree to without penalty to myself, any accociates or propertys.

Originally posted by cashthetrash
Granted but you you only remain alive for 10 seconds.

I wish all my wishes were granted as I wished them without any negative stipulations in the contract where by I could disalow anything added I wouldn't agree to without penalty to myself, any accociates or propertys.

Granted. However your associates will be heavily penalized. In addition, you do not have any wishes, so nothing gets granted.

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
...In addition, you do not have any wishes, so nothing gets granted.

As do you - want me to explain the rules again? 😛😀😛

Originally posted by cashthetrash
Granted but you you only remain alive for 10 seconds.

I wish all my wishes were granted as I wished them without any negative stipulations in the contract where by I could disalow anything added I wouldn't agree to without penalty to myself, any accociates or propertys.

Granted

But now you have perennial acne

I wish I hadn't drank so much coffee.