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Originally posted by KnightWulfe
I wish i could fufill all my dreams, or at least all of SJs...
Granted, you no longer exist anywhere throughout time or space.

I wish were out riding my motorcycle right now...

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Originally posted by eagles54
Granted, you no longer exist anywhere throughout time or space.

I wish were out riding my motorcycle right now...
Granted, but it has square wheels.

I wish I had Adriana Lima on a leash and dressed in leather.

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Originally posted by Starrman
Granted, but it has square wheels.

I wish I had Adriana Lima on a leash and dressed in leather.
Granted, but people look at you in a puzzled way when you call to your sheltie, "Here, Adriana!" They find her doggie attire particularly disturbing.


I wish my bath was being drawn by two hedonistic nymphomaniacs.

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Originally posted by eagles54
Granted, but people look at you in a puzzled way when you call to your sheltie, "Here, Adriana!" They find her doggie attire particularly disturbing.


I wish my bath was being drawn by two hedonistic nymphomaniacs.
Agreed, but they are also sadists and the bath is filled with acid.

I wish life was worth living.

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Originally posted by Starrman
Agreed, but they are also sadists and the bath is filled with acid.

I wish life was worth living.
Granted, but yours still sucks as badly as before.

I wish I could play Mendelssohn's violin concerto.

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Originally posted by eagles54
Granted, but yours still sucks as badly as before.

I wish I could play Mendelssohn's violin concerto.
Granted, and be sure to flip the cassette to hear more.

I wish I didn't need to roast in the sun for a tan.

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Originally posted by SJ247
Granted, and be sure to flip the cassette to hear more.

I wish I didn't need to roast in the sun for a tan.
granted. . .go streaky orange


I wish i had a big steak dinner

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Originally posted by 7ate9
i wish every-time i fell in a hole i could keep tunneling to China for a cup of tea and a lie down.
Granted, you've arrived in China, but unfortunately, you poked through at Chishan Prison, and there is no tea for inmates. By the way, no lie down either. Grab your pickaxe and get moving.


I wish I could remember the names of new people I meet.

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Originally posted by eagles54
Granted, you've arrived in China, but unfortunately, you poked through at Chishan Prison, and there is no tea for inmates. By the way, no lie down either. Grab your pickaxe and get moving.


I wish I could remember the names of new people I meet.
Granted, but you'll wish you could forget them.

I wish I was rich.

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Originally posted by abejnood
Granted, but you'll wish you could forget them.

I wish I was rich.
Granted. But you better enjoy it while it lasts. Next tuesday your evil empire will be overthrown by a revolution and you will be executed live on TV.

I wish someone had told me that we're getting another cat tomorrow.

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Originally posted by abejnood
Granted, but you'll wish you could forget them.

I wish I was rich.
Granted, you WERE rich, but spent it all on a call girl named Svetlana from Amsterdam.

I wish the world was as I saw it in my youthful, idealistic naivety...