Corrupt a Wish game

Originally posted by Frank Burns
Granted

But now you have perennial acne

I wish I hadn't drank so much coffee.

Granted -- you drank ex-lax instead.

I wish my family wasn't Jerry Springer material.

Originally posted by reader1107
Granted -- you drank ex-lax instead.

I wish my family wasn't Jerry Springer material.

Granted

They will forever be know as the only jerry springer rejected guests.

I wish I invented a perpetual motion machine.

Originally posted by reader1107
Granted -- you drank ex-lax instead.

I wish my family wasn't Jerry Springer material.

Granted

But now you [b]own[b] the trailer park

I wish I could drive a race car

Originally posted by Frank Burns
Granted

But now you [b]own[b] the trailer park

I wish I could drive a race car

Granted

Only at amusement parks.

I wish I invented a perpetual motion machine.

Originally posted by I14U2NV
Granted

Only at amusement parks.

I wish I invented a perpetual motion machine.

Granted

But it rolled away from you never to be found again

I wish my wife would make enough money that I could be a house husband

Originally posted by Frank Burns
Granted

But it rolled away from you never to be found again

I wish my wife would make enough money that I could be a house husband

Granted, but then she divorced you for being a lazy no-job, bum.


I wish I had everything I ever wanted.

Originally posted by KnightWulfe
Granted, but then she divorced you for being a lazy no-job, bum.


I wish I had everything I ever wanted.

Granted, but you gave it all to Frank.

I wish I was awesome at chess.

Originally posted by reader1107
Granted, but you gave it all to Frank.

I wish I was awesome at chess.

granted - you are now Bobby F.

I wish I was wealthy.

Originally posted by Alcra
granted - you are now Bobby F.

I wish I was wealthy.

Granted, but your success gets you assassinated.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner.

Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
Granted, but your success gets you assassinated.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner.

Granted, but a sex starved 700 pound woman uses you as an anal dildo every 5 minutes for eternity.

I wish I had a case of beer in the fridge.

Originally posted by uzless
Granted, but a sex starved 700 pound woman uses you as an anal dildo every 5 minutes for eternity.

I wish I had a case of beer in the fridge.

Granted, but the fridge got stolen.

I wish I would get done everything I need to get done.

Originally posted by Nordlys
Granted, but the fridge got stolen.

I wish I would get done everything I need to get done.

granted, but it's bad grammer.



I wish for imortality

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
granted, but it's bad grammer.



I wish for imortality

Granted

But you have to spend it in a Walmart

I wish I owned Walmart

Originally posted by Frank Burns
Granted

But you have to spend it in a Walmart

I wish I owned Walmart

Granted, here comes Michael moore.


I wish i could fly.

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Granted, here comes Michael moore.


I wish i could fly.

Granted

But you're a fly.

I wish the two martini lunch hour was still practiced.