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Remember, see no evil, speak no evil, hear no evil.






Edit: From the mop bucket I will rise like a Phoenix from the ashes.

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Originally posted by Woodgie
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Remember, see no evil, speak no evil, hear no evil.






Edit: From the mop bucket I will rise like a Phoenix from the ashes.
And which of these will you improve upon?

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Originally posted by FreakyKBH
And which of these will you improve upon?
I think once a fool, always a fool, so I am probably buggered.

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Originally posted by Woodgie
I think once a fool, always a fool, so I am probably buggered.
From what I understand of buggered it's gotta hurt real bad.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
From what I understand of buggered it's gotta hurt real bad.
lil' bored tonight?

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Originally posted by Woodgie
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Remember, see no evil, speak no evil, hear no evil.






Edit: From the mop bucket I will rise like a Phoenix from the ashes.
Crappy jobs...



Protracted unemployment.

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I have a crappy job to do today, when i would rather be out walking with the dog. My kitchen is going to be refitted, so I need to pack everything and stack it in my living room, inc fridge and freezer.
Then I have to teach the furniture in the 2 bedrooms above to levitate so the electricians can take the floorboards up. I have absolutely nowhere to put this furniture and the electrician says it has to be moved! 😕🙁

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
From what I understand of buggered it's gotta hurt real bad.
Only the first time. 😛

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
Only the first time. 😛
experienced?

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Originally posted by Pawn Qween
I have a crappy job to do today, when i would rather be out walking with the dog. My kitchen is going to be refitted, so I need to pack everything and stack it in my living room, inc fridge and freezer.
Then I have to teach the furniture in the 2 bedrooms above to levitate so the electricians can take the floorboards up. I have absolutely nowhere to put this furniture and the electrician says it has to be moved! 😕🙁
Why don't you rent one of those shipping containers and park it outside the house for a few weeks. Put all your stuff in it, lock it up and do takeout until theyre done.

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Originally posted by Scotty70
Why don't you rent one of those shipping containers and park it outside the house for a few weeks. Put all your stuff in it, lock it up and do takeout until theyre done.
Terrific suggestion... temporary low cost storage pods.

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Originally posted by Scotty70
Why don't you rent one of those shipping containers and park it outside the house for a few weeks.
Because that would cost another fortune!

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rent a hauling truck for a few days. sleep in it so you don't find it empty in another district.

u-haul trucks around here are $20/day.

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Originally posted by zeeblebot
rent a hauling truck for a few days. sleep in it so you don't find it empty in another district.

u-haul trucks around here are $20/day.
Add a zero to that and it would be more like it in the UK.

Pawn Queen, you will have to knuckle down and start blu-tacking stuff to the ceiling, or find a helpful relative or put it in the back garden under plastic or decide whether you own too much stuff anyway or find an electrician that will work around it (yeah right, like that is possible).

Either way, you might find a bottle of Vodka helpful.

Good luck.

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Originally posted by Pawn Qween
Then I have to teach the furniture in the 2 bedrooms above to levitate so the electricians can take the floorboards up.
I think you have good chances to achieve that. Furniture is generally on a much higher spiritual level than the average human. It tends to be in a constant state of meditation, unmoved by emotions or things happening around it. From there, levitation should be just a small step.