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What is it with women and their ability to spot a single crease in anybodies clothes and moan about them - nobody cares if a guy looks immaculate and perfect in every way (in fact the women would probably think of that as a trying too hard, or some such) but as soon as there is a crease or 'mark', no matter how small, it gets commented upon??

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25. Qxh7#

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
What is it with women and their ability to spot a single crease in anybodies clothes and moan about them - nobody cares if a guy looks immaculate and perfect in every way (in fact the women would probably think of that as a trying too hard, or some such) but as soon as there is a crease or 'mark', no matter how small, it gets commented upon??
Yeah, my pants "tent" when I sit down, no biggie. ๐Ÿ˜•

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
What is it with women and their ability to spot a single crease in anybodies clothes and moan about them - nobody cares if a guy looks immaculate and perfect in every way (in fact the women would probably think of that as a trying too hard, or some such) but as soon as there is a crease or 'mark', no matter how small, it gets commented upon??
Depending on who the woman is, you might want to try being equally critical of her appearance once or twice.

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25.... Kf8

fixed

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Originally posted by Ajuin
25.... Kg8
YOU CAN NEVER EVER RESPOND Qh7+ WITH Kg8 ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ 

sorry I am a bit inflammable, forum mod just deleted a bunch of my posts

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Nxh7 would have been funnier

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Originally posted by heinzkat
[hidden]Nxh7 would have been funnier[/hidden]
you already took my knights

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
What is it with women and their ability to spot a single crease in anybodies clothes and moan about them - nobody cares if a guy looks immaculate and perfect in every way (in fact the women would probably think of that as a trying too hard, or some such) but as soon as there is a crease or 'mark', no matter how small, it gets commented upon??
they are caught up in the details, details are important to them. look how they communicate, you get every possible detail, not just the facts! its a fundamental difference my friend, and once you have mastered this, and can listen attentively, you shall be forever more blessed among womankind!

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Just ask about the creases in their face. Shuts them up real fast. Enough time to leg it anyway

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so those are all great ways to stay single. ๐Ÿ™‚
Maybe comment on how nice she looks, and ask why you can't get yourself to look
cleaned up like that...

"Gosh..what do I do"

let her tell you what to do, flattery may only seem a dead art.


-GIN

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Originally posted by Nowakowski
so those are all great ways to stay single. ๐Ÿ™‚
Maybe comment on how nice she looks, and ask why you can't get yourself to look
cleaned up like that...

"Gosh..what do I do"

let her tell you what to do, flattery may only seem a dead art.


-GIN
Being a strong, assertive macho man is not obsolete either. You can use both techniques; they stack!

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Being a strong, assertive macho man is not obsolete either. You can use both techniques; they stack!
only if you really are strong and assertive, otherwise your games will get thrown out.

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Gee.... once you let her tell you what to do....

Your ready for marriage!

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Originally posted by heinzkat
[hidden]Nxh7 would have been funnier[/hidden]
Bxh7#??
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