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Crumpet etiquette

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We still haven't found woof woof.

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Apologies I haven't been here recently promoting the enjoyment of crumpets.

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Ghost of a Duke

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What would you do for a crumpet?

13% Hold your breath for 4 minutes
13% Drink a pint of cold gravy
38% Spend a night in Dave's shed (highly populated with spiders)
38% Learn the Macarena
8 votes • Final results

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@kewpie said
Heel.
I stand corrected AGAIN, Heel. 🙂

Thanks Kewpie!

-VR

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@great-big-stees said
Well call it “the bum”.
Yes, You upper Canadians have a language all your own. 🙂

-VR

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@the-gravedigger said
We still haven't found woof woof.
Possible name change?

-VR

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
Apologies I haven't been here recently promoting the enjoyment of crumpets.
Next time 30 lashes for you Sir!

-VR

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@very-rusty said
Next time 30 lashes for you Sir!

-VR
Please keep your lashes away from the crumpets.

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@very-rusty said
Possible name change?

-VR
Could be but I don't think that was his style.

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What's round and sounds like a trumpet?

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
What's round and sounds like a trumpet?
Er, strumpet?

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@moonbus said
Er, strumpet?
No thank you sir, it's nearly bedtime.

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
What's round and sounds like a trumpet?
Why crumpet of course. 🙂

-VR

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@very-rusty said
Why crumpet of course. 🙂

-VR
Give that chap a crumpet.

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If you mix water flour and yeast together then fry it what does it taste like?
Clue: Sounds like 'lump it.'

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