@ghost-of-a-duke said3 out of 5 Marmite is not allowed in my house.
1. Never eat more than two in one serving.
2. Allow the butter to melt first before applying the jam of your choice.
3. Marmite should never be in the same room as a crumpet.
4. Pick up with the thumb and middle finger.
5. Before eating, sing the national anthem.
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In 6th grade we were asked if we’d like to learn to play a musical instrument, although I really wanted to learn to play the trumpet but being the gentleman that I was/am and there was only one trumpet and Sheila wanted to learn it too, I chose the tuba the only other instrument left. OMG…crumpet, not trumpet.😲🫢
@ghost-of-a-duke saidI'd go with 1 and 2. I can't stand Marmite, but Vegemite is my crumpet spread of choice, followed by plum jam, golden syrup or cane sugar. I pick mine up with thumb and first finger.
1. Never eat more than two in one serving.
2. Allow the butter to melt first before applying the jam of your choice.
3. Marmite should never be in the same room as a crumpet.
4. Pick up with the thumb and middle finger.
5. Before eating, sing the national anthem.
I can do without the national anthem too.
@great-big-stees saidRaspberry jam on a crumpet,
In 6th grade we were asked if we’d like to learn to play a musical instrument, although I really wanted to learn to play the trumpet but being the gentleman that I was/am and there was only one trumpet and Sheila wanted to learn it too, I chose the tuba the only other instrument left. OMG…crumpet, not trumpet.😲🫢
tastes better than jam on a trumpet.
I once ate a tuba,
while holidaying in Cuba,
jam also works on a strumpet.
@kewpie saidVegemite? 😲
I'd go with 1 and 2. I can't stand Marmite, but Vegemite is my crumpet spread of choice, followed by plum jam, golden syrup or cane sugar. I pick mine up with thumb and first finger.
I can do without the national anthem too.
On a crumpet?!
@ghost-of-a-duke saidAbsolutely! We don't go much for sweet stuff here, babies get addicted to Vegemite at a very early age. Applied with a very light touch of course. I've been told Americans spread it on thickly like jam, but that's not on.
Vegemite? 😲
On a crumpet?!
@ghost-of-a-duke saiddear lord, thank you for texas
1. Never eat more than two in one serving.
2. Allow the butter to melt first before applying the jam of your choice.
3. Marmite should never be in the same room as a crumpet.
4. Pick up with the thumb and middle finger.
5. Before eating, sing the national anthem.
we eat rattlesnake onna stick
roadmash is an acceptable sauce
i got an extra here, give it a lick
@very-rusty saidOne can only assume sir you have never encountered a crumpet.
I assume no on cares for mustard on their crumpet. 🙂
-VR
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@ghost-of-a-duke saidWell Sir you did say they can only be acquired in the UK! 🙂
One can only assume sir you have never encountered a crumpet.
What is gooster talking about middle finger for, what would that have to do with a crumpet, very puzzled now. 😏
-VR
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@very-rusty saidIn England the aristocrat's use the forefinger for pointing at things, rather than having to talk to or explain anything to the riff raff , stopping them from wearing their tongue out.oh and for picking their nose
We Sir you did say they can only be acquired in the UK! 🙂
What is gooster talking about middle finger for, what would that have to do with a crumpet, very puzzled now. 😏
-VR
@david-burton saidI see, one would need to be educated on the aristocrat's before visiting England. 🙂
In England the aristocrat's use the forefinger for pointing at things, rather than having to talk to or explain anything to the riff raff , stopping them from wearing their tongue out.oh and for picking their nose
-VR
