Originally posted by Joe FistI'm saving the children. We don't want a bunch of 4' 40 year olds once their grown up. Imagine that, all the counters in fast food restraunts would have to be changed. Cars would become smaller. Baseball games would last 8 hours as it would take longer for them to run the bases. The Basketball hoop would have to be lowered to 7 feet. Plus, imagine all the teeth cleanings there would be. True the Dentist industry would take off but life would be ruined due to boring Dentist conditions. TV ratings would plumet as kids would be forced to read! READ!!!! See, coffee hurts the future.
Oh you horrid, horrid fiend!!!!!!!! Think of the children? Think of them as you pour all humanity down into the depths of the abyss? Look into their eyes!!! HAVE YOU GONE CRAZY????
OUCH!!! I just smashed a tennis racket into this mime standing next to me and injured my hand. This will set me back at least a week....stupid mime!!!!
Coffee Support Group Leader-Josh
Originally posted by GalaxyShieldI was in Paris in the '05 one, codename was "Guppy".
And yes, the Columbian disaster of '96 was a true tragedy. Over 300,000 coffee beans lost their lives in that, all because of some stoned kid having fun with a lighter, a cheese block, and cracker boxes. My did that shed fly.....Anyway, lets not try to bring up the past, it'll jsut bring the nightmares back. Tis the Wisconsin Coffee Disaster of '05.
Josh
Coffee... hmmm. Old friend of mine it once was. Pot after pot, huge cup after huge cup... 2 lumps of sugar, big lump of cream. Milk if you had ta, short of that.. you start to wonder if a lump of Mayo might be an ok substitute.
You have no sugar, you try some honey... you try some maple syrup. It's just as bad as a crack junkey smoking plaster. I kicked it! I made a stand... I said... I'm drinking this coffee black, damn it! Yes, black! I've always got coffee... the problem is finding both dairy and a sweetener! Coffee is good, and you can save yourself a lot of trouble if you just drink it black.
Take the black coffee dare! Drink it for 12 or so days, and you won't go back. I must admit I drink a lot less, and that is good too. 2 pots of coffee a day was getting mad.
I don't drink coffee bowling. Need the aiming fluids.
Mr. 700
Originally posted by PBE6Just aslong as it's not sugar-free kool-aid. That stuff's nasty 😠.
I drink coffee to make other people happy. Like Joe Fist. Sure I love it, and I'd step over my own mother just to get some, but without other people to watch me drink it, it might as well be Kool-Aid, y'know? Kool-Aid with coffee in it.
Josh
Originally posted by Phlabibit😲....Nooo!!! They've gotten you 😞...I'm sorry Phlab, the health industry has swept many away on it's path of sugar free distruction but I never thought it'd get you...I don't like sugar that much but in kool-aid it's a must have generally. 😞:'(.....
I drink my kool-aid black too... no sugar.
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Josh
Originally posted by GalaxyShieldI really can't tolerate sweets anymore! I don't even care for soda much. I can't even eat American cheese cuz I swear there is a teaspoon of sugar in each slice.
😲....Nooo!!! They've gotten you 😞...I'm sorry Phlab, the health industry has swept many away on it's path of sugar free distruction but I never thought it'd get you...I don't like sugar that much but in kool-aid it's a must have generally. 😞:'(.....
Josh
I'll eat a sweet here or there, but for the most part it makes me cringe since it is too 'yummy'. People think I'm a nut when I say it... I know what I am eating is good, but it's just too yummy!
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Originally posted by PhlabibitYeah, I really don't like sugar that much. I have the occasional donut here and there, and cake, don't care much for soda though. Food with sugar as an ingrediant isn't that bad though. Like tonight, I had Chinese, a lot of the ckicken is sweet but it's very good. I chew a lot of gum though, don't really know why I like it so much, it's a habbit I suppose.
I really can't tolerate sweets anymore! I don't even care for soda much. I can't even eat American cheese cuz I swear there is a teaspoon of sugar in each slice.
I'll eat a sweet here or there, but for the most part it makes me cringe since it is too 'yummy'. People think I'm a nut when I say it... I know what I am eating is good, but it's just too yummy!
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Josh
Originally posted by GalaxyShieldHmmmm... I need a new bad habit!
Yeah, I really don't like sugar that much. I have the occasional donut here and there, and cake, don't care much for soda though. Food with sugar as an ingrediant isn't that bad though. Like tonight, I had Chinese, a lot of the ckicken is sweet but it's very good. I chew a lot of gum though, don't really know why I like it so much, it's a habbit I suppose.
Josh
I need to start a new thread, so this can go back to coffee.
Don't forget! Try your coffee black for about 2 weeks... You will enjoy it more!
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Originally posted by PhlabibitI really don't drink coffee, I'm 14 after all 😉. Maybe in college I'll drink it a bit more 🙂.
Hmmmm... I need a new bad habit!
I need to start a new thread, so this can go back to coffee.
Don't forget! Try your coffee black for about 2 weeks... You will enjoy it more!
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Josh