Originally posted by PBE6It's 5AM and I sitting in my closet typing this on my laptop.....just me and my coffee.....shhhhhh......I think I hear a sniper!!!!
I drink coffee to make other people happy. Like Joe Fist. Sure I love it, and I'd step over my own mother just to get some, but without other people to watch me drink it, it might as well be Kool-Aid, y'know? Kool-Aid with coffee in it.
I have long fireside chats with my coffee about everything: life, jack russell terriers, Tourette's syndrome, who will win this week on American Idol. We laugh together and sometimes we cry in the darkness of the closet....DING!!!! Oops, sorry gotta go....Pop Tarts are ready!!!!!!! 😵😵😵
This is a sad day. A day of betrayal....a day of putrice....
In my defense I had to get gas. I was running on empty and the AM/PM was on the way to work. There they stood in the Snack-Mart like armed soliders, the new gourmet coffee bar.
"Ooooh", I thought.
I started filling a 24 ouncer up with Vanilla Creme and paid no attention to what the blinking red light on the dispenser meant.
As I filled up the cup and through the steam I saw the grinning demon pressed against the outside of the front window....laughing.
"That's right....you fill it...YOU FILL IT!!!!!!", it said and then evaporated.
The traffic is heavy and the radio is belching its usual onslaught of insipid commerical ads but it doesn't matter....here comes Vanilla Creme.
My fantasy of the Vanilla Creme overpowered my taste buds for approximately 3 seconds. Reality came like a burnt, weakened, flavorless lion offending my mouth.
Betrayal and shame......I need a hug :'(
Originally posted by Joe Fist😠....I am Coffee Claus. Spreding my joy of Coffee. Be it in bean form, instant, shop, frozen, or maybe you just have a coffe IV, or where ever your coffee addiction takes you. I wear hoodies and black jeans, not a red suit and a funky hat (I'd like the hat though...), for I am undercover Coffee Claus most of my time, disguised as a 14 year old wisconsinite, where nobody dare looks. Now here, another frozen coffe drink and a donut.
Starrman = Coffee Claus?
Now all my dreams have come true!!!!!!!!
😏😏😏😏😏
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Originally posted by GalaxyShieldI'm sorry Coffee Claus for having offended thee....:'(
😠....I am Coffee Claus. Spreding my joy of Coffee. Be it in bean form, instant, shop, frozen, or maybe you just have a coffe IV, or where ever your coffee addiction takes you. I wear hoodies and black jeans, not a red suit and a funky hat (I'd like the hat though...), for I am undercover Coffee Claus most of my time, disguised as a 14 year old wisconsinite, where nobody dare looks. Now here, another frozen coffe drink and a donut.
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I go now and I will use a cheese grater on my skull until I reach exposed brain....
NOW THE COFFEE TIME BEGINS!!!!!
KAZAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Originally posted by Joe FistNo worries fellow coffee follower 🙂. Now go, spread the addiction of coffee amongst the peoples of the world. *gives Joe Fist a 3 gallon jug of coffe, a donut, and a bit of cheese*
I'm sorry Coffee Claus for having offended thee....:'(
I go now and I will use a cheese grater on my skull until I reach exposed brain....
NOW THE COFFEE TIME BEGINS!!!!!
KAZAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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