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Damn I love coffee!!!!

Damn I love coffee!!!!

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I didn't realize how much I liked coffee but I really like coffee. I mean really really like coffee. I have coffee with tons of cream and sugar and then I drink the coffee. Did I tell you how much I like coffee? I have never experienced so much joy & rapture from coffee. To me, coffee is like a song in my heart that is exploding to get out and coffee plays like a harp. To the inventor of coffee...Well done, sir!!! Well done!!!! I think a statue should be erected in every village in your name. I know I enjoy the coffeeman's treats, yes indeed I do....

Thank you. 😲😞😠😀😛😛😵

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Originally posted by Joe Fist
I didn't realize how much I liked coffee but I really like coffee. I mean really really like coffee. I have coffee with tons of cream and sugar and then I drink the coffee. Did I tell you how much I like coffee? I have never experienced so much joy & rapture from coffee. To me, coffee is like a song in my heart that is exploding to get out and coffee ...[text shortened]... name. I know I enjoy the coffeeman's treats, yes indeed I do....

Thank you. 😲😞😠😀😛😛😵
I could marry coffee

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
I could marry coffee
Seee? I could marry coffee too!!! Then we could have little coffee children and they could make all sorts of coffee friends. Then we could invite them over for coffee slumber parties and play coffee songs on the radio!!!! And when we all go to sleep, the Coffee Fairy would tuck us in and sing to us sweet dreams about Coffee!!!!

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Originally posted by Joe Fist
Seee? I could marry coffee too!!! Then we could have little coffee children and they could make all sorts of coffee friends. Then we could invite them over for coffee slumber parties and play coffee songs on the radio!!!! And when we all go to sleep, the Coffee Fairy would tuck us in and sing to us sweet dreams about Coffee!!!!
rofl!!!!!!!
I have one word for you: Decaf!

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I love coffee as well, but I think the coffee slumber parties might be a bit tough. Unless it's decaf. 😛

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
rofl!!!!!!!
I have one word for you: Decaf!
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DECAF??? DECAF??? That's a four letter word...errr or five letter word ummmmm.......

The Coffee Fairy punishes the weinies with Decaf for not providing a high quality coffee product (non decaf, of course). Nay I say!!!! NAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by Joe Fist
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DECAF??? DECAF??? That's a four letter word...errr or five letter word ummmmm.......

The Coffee Fairy punishes the weinies with Decaf for not providing a high quality coffee product (non decaf, of course). Nay I say!!!! NAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love an addict who enjoys his addiction!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by Joe Fist
Seee? I could marry coffee too!!! Then we could have little coffee children and they could make all sorts of coffee friends. Then we could invite them over for coffee slumber parties and play coffee songs on the radio!!!! And when we all go to sleep, the Coffee Fairy would tuck us in and sing to us sweet dreams about Coffee!!!!
How about you just invite them over for coffee? Or tea?
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Originally posted by PBE6
How about you just invite them over for coffee? Or tea?
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TEA???? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tea makes me cry and it really upsets the coffee people. "Oh the tea people wear the little sissy dresses....ooh the tea people want scones....ooooohh".

Tea makes my face curl up like an onion and it scars my soul!!!!!

I cannot drink tea......you can't make me!!!! 😲😲😲🙄🙄

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Try some Chinese green tea, no milk or sugar.

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Originally posted by Paulie
Try some Chinese green tea, no milk or sugar.
And some valium 😀

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Originally posted by Paulie
Try some Chinese green tea, no milk or sugar.
AHA!!!!! There you are!!!! The deceiver!!!! Mr.Green Tea man!!!!!

Sorry Mr. Green Tea Man!!!!

So sorry!!!! HA HA!!!! You can't trick me!

Feeling woozy, must lay down😞

Meds kicking in....

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Coffee is indeed a splendid beverage. Why, I do believe I'm drinking it as I type this! Well, swallowing a mouthful anyway. Oooeerr.

This time of year is particularly pleasing, because you can augment your morning plunger with hot buttered hot cross buns. NOW we're talking gourmand heaven!

Tea is an unusual character. Possibly harbours dreams of being coffee, I couldn't say. However, if one MUST drink tea (say, while watching an episode of Coronation Street), then one must also dunk a gingernut into the cup. You need to be careful here. A trap for young players is the "over extended dunk", wherein a large portion of the biscuit detatches itself from the main body, and remains submerged for the duration.

Cocoa is hardly ever acceptable. If there was a chill wind blowing outside of an evening, and you were working on a three thousand piece jigsaw puzzle, then MAYBE. However, these are best things never spoken of aloud. It's a family site.

Decaf is a crime against nature. The Wellington Chess Club constitution has a subtle ammendment concerning the presence of this substance within the confines of the premises. It's similar to the policy on drugs at Changi, without the 20g requirement.

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I have just one question:

When you drink coffee, where does all the black stuff go?
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Originally posted by Vandalizer
Coffee is indeed a splendid beverage. Why, I do believe I'm drinking it as I type this! Well, swallowing a mouthful anyway. Oooeerr.

This time of year is particularly pleasing, because you can augment your morning plunger with hot buttered hot cross buns. NOW we're talking gourmand heaven!

Tea is an unusual character. Possibly harbours dreams of b ...[text shortened]... es of the premises. It's similar to the policy on drugs at Changi, without the 20g requirement.
Ooooh the words you say, the words you say....so true, so beautiful. I weep out of joy!!!!

You know the coffeeman, don't you?

Somewhere in here is Mr. Decaf....the foul ponce!!!! Shhhhh....he is evil and must be destroyed.