Dare

Originally posted by Crowley
Oh yay, a penis size joke! So original!

Next you'll be telling him he's gay and you 'did' his mother, eh?

Actually it was a joke about drilling a hole in his computer screen.

I "appended" the penis reference for extra lulz.

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Then maybe you should all back off a bit.

how could folks be any more backed off?

Originally posted by rhb
No pics, didn't happen.

I took some, but his mama so fat, all that would fit into a shot is her finger.

Originally posted by Raven69
I took some, but his mama so fat, she crashed the flickr servers.

Fixed!

Originally posted by rhb
No pics, didn't happen.

I have pics. 😞

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I have pics. 😞

You have naked pics of your mother?

Is she Bea Arthur?

Originally posted by Red Night
You have naked pics of your mother?

Is she Bea Arthur?

No. I have naked pictures of you.

Edit: Where's the vomit smiley when you need one.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
No. I have naked pictures of you.

For those lonely nights...?

Originally posted by Raven69
His mother is gay and I did her.

learn a few things did we?

Originally posted by Raven69
For those lonely nights...?

Better than having naked pictures of you at least. I'd rather polish the bishop with a fistful of high grit tar and some roofing nails than be faced with the prospect of having to pleasure myself to your bobble headed mug.

Originally posted by trev33
learn a few things did we?

You got that right. When someone who outweights you by more than 500 pounds asks if you want top or bottom. Always choose top.

Originally posted by Raven69
You got that right. When someone who outweights you by more than 500 pounds asks if you want top or bottom. Always choose top.

which begs the question (see what you've done paprika??😠) do we ever really get to choice top or bottom with someone more than 500 pounds heavier than you? (i have no idea what that is btw, talk metric 😏)

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Better than having naked pictures of you at least. I'd rather polish the bishop with a fistful of high grit tar and some roofing nails than be faced with the prospect of having to pleasure myself to your bobble headed mug.

Clearly the camera added ten pounds...to my head.

Originally posted by trev33
which begs the question (see what you've done paprika??😠) do we ever really get to choice top or bottom with someone more than 500 pounds heavier than you? (i have no idea what that is btw, talk metric 😏)

35 stones

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Edit: Where's the vomit smiley when you need one.

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Could this be a job for Orangutan?