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Originally posted by Raven69
Clearly the camera added ten pounds...to my head.
If it was only your head, we could talk. But, I'm not willing to engage in aggressive negotiations with anything that resembles a corpse. I'm almost physically ill with the thought.

I've got to go and surf the web for some porn to get the unbidden image of your naked ~shudder~ body out of my head. Vomit.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
If it was only your head, we could talk. But, I'm not willing to engage in aggressive negotiations with anything that resembles a corpse. I'm almost physically ill with the thought.

I've got to go and surf the web for some porn to get the unbidden image of your naked ~shudder~ body out of my head. Vomit.
Next time you are about to eat something or make love to your wife, don't let the image of my deathly pale and cold form writhing itself around your naked body, with my long skinny fingers touching you in all the wrong places distract you. And then think about it even more by trying desperately not to think about it. Because that would SUCK.

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Originally posted by Raven69
Next time you are about to eat something or make love to your wife, don't let the image of my deathly pale and cold form writhing itself around your naked body, with my long skinny fingers touching you in all the wrong places distract you. And then think about it even more by trying desperately not to think about it. Because that would SUCK.
Wow!...Excuse me I'l be back in a few minutes...

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Originally posted by Raven69
Next time you are about to eat something or make love to your wife, don't let the image of my deathly pale and cold form writhing itself around your naked body, with my long skinny fingers touching you in all the wrong places distract you. And then think about it even more by trying desperately not to think about it. Because that would SUCK.
Now that is revolting stuff, and pretty close to torture.

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Originally posted by trev33
(i have no idea what that is btw, talk metric)
Me neither.

Can someone convert this to Crowleys?

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Originally posted by Palynka
Me neither.

Can someone convert this to Crowleys?
500 pb = 0.717 Cr

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Originally posted by Raven69
You got that right. When someone who outweights you by more than 500 pounds asks if you want top or bottom. Always choose top.
unless you're David Carridine. which is, i suppose, unlikely.

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Originally posted by Blackamp
unless you're David Carridine. which is, i suppose, unlikely.
She's already halfway there into looking like a zombie.

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Originally posted by Palynka
She's already halfway there into looking like a zombie.
Don't be stupid...I am at least 60% there.

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Originally posted by Raven69
You got that right. When someone who outweights you by more than 500 pounds asks if you want top or bottom. Always choose top.
then stop and ask yourself 'wtf am i doing here?'

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Congratulations to everyone who has managed to ignore whasisname.


That doesn't include Cadwah....you big puss. 😛

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Congratulations to everyone who has managed to ignore whasisname.


That doesn't include Cadwah....you big puss. 😛
We were ignoring someone?

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life is good.

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Originally posted by Palynka
I dare everyone in this forum to ignore Very Rusty for a week.
Gotta say it was a simple Dare. No need for GM scripts either. What's next?

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Originally posted by rhb
Gotta say it was a simple Dare. No need for GM scripts either. What's next?
Lets ignore whatshisname for at least another month. Feel so much better already.