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Dating Dilema 2

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Originally posted by GalaxyShield
Hmm, yes, apparently I am 16. Makes sense now I suppose.

The dilema was whether to believe her or not (if I didn't I would have dumped her, obviously). She was very convincing. It only became completely obvious near the end.

I'm very gullible, by the way. 😞
That sucks big time. . .what a cow.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
That sucks big time. . .what a cow.
Can cows get cancer?

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Originally posted by lausey
Can cows get cancer?
Can't find any web search results for Cows contracting Cancer 😕

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Can't find any web search results for Cows contracting Cancer 😕
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=cancerous+cows&btnG=Google+Search

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=cancerous+cows&btnG=Google+Search
Cool.


Yes, they do 😛

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Originally posted by lausey
Can cows get cancer?
They usually just fall over and break a hip, then get clubbed/shot/electricuted.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Cool.


Yes, they do 😛
"Cancerous Cows" is about the coolest Google search I've ever done.

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
"Cancerous Cows" is about the coolest Google search I've ever done.
Cancer eye sounds nasty.

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Originally posted by lausey
Cancer eye sounds nasty.
At least there's no "cancer of the sirloin", that sounds nasty 😛

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I got this number for this girl. I'd never met her, but i work so much, and so does she, that someone thought we'd make a cool couple.
Everything was going well, we've been sending txt messages to each other, i've been showing interest in the more mundane things, we've told each other how hard we think each other works yadda yadda yadda.

The she ...[text shortened]... the pun), now i've got this picture of some smokey ashtray in my head.

What do i do ?
Does she smoke after sex? Or are you afraid to look?

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Does she smoke after sex? Or are you afraid to look?
When it's with me, i don't have to look 😉

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
When it's with me, i don't have to look 😉
Get her some breath mints, and keep after it man. 😉

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Does she smoke after sex? Or are you afraid to look?
that was on austin powers lame-o.

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Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
that was on austin powers lame-o.
That joke is much older that Austin Powers. Damn whippersnapper 😉

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
That joke is much older that Austin Powers. Damn whippersnapper 😉
congratulations on your rec.