Dating site date.....Dos and don'ts

huckleberryhound

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21 Feb 07 18:10

Hand of Hecate

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22 Feb 07 13:31

Originally posted by Seitse
If you tell me what the Kit Kat is, in reciprocity I'll share with you the Venus Butterfly technique.

Give yourself a Kit Kat...give yourself a break... break off a piece of that Kit Kat Bar. Four crisp wafer fingers in a milk chocolate coating.

HA!

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

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22 Feb 07 13:46

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Give yourself a Kit Kat...give yourself a break... break off a piece of that Kit Kat Bar. Four crisp wafer fingers in a milk chocolate coating.

HA!

I think I get it

😉

Hand of Hecate

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22 Feb 07 13:47

Originally posted by Seitse
I think I get it

😉

Pervert.

Starrman

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22 Feb 07 13:50

Originally posted by Seitse
I think I get it

😉

I'm sure you get it, on a regular basis.

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

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22 Feb 07 13:55

Originally posted by Starrman
I'm sure you get it, on a regular basis.

I won't tell you from whom I get it cuz you'll get all fired up, hun 😉

Starrman

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22 Feb 07 13:59

Originally posted by Seitse
I won't tell you from whom I get it cuz you'll get all fired up, hun 😉

I ain't into scat, you'reon your own with that one.

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

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22 Feb 07 14:03

Originally posted by Starrman
I ain't into scat, you'reon your own with that one.

But you were on sodomy, isn't it?

Starrman

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22 Feb 07 14:10

Originally posted by Seitse
But you were on sodomy, isn't it?

Not only grammatically incorrect, but also referentially. Sodomy is sex not concerned with making offspring, it involves orrificial penetration, but not necessarily feaces.

Brother Edwin

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22 Feb 07 14:12

Ive done this a lot.

It is quite awkward. Just remember she is just as shy as you.

Hand of Hecate

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22 Feb 07 14:13

Sweet Jesus, this thread is supposed to me helping Huckleberryhandjob to have a successful date, not exploring the intricacies of backdoor action.

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

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22 Feb 07 14:15

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Originally posted by Starrman
Not only grammatically incorrect, but also referentially. Sodomy is sex not concerned with making offspring, it involves orrificial penetration, but not necessarily feaces.

So the orifice is full of what... flowers?

I know the difference, so no need to pontificate, Mr. Johnny Toxic. The
presence of fecal matter in the orifice you like to use drove me to put
both things in the same basket. My mistake.

So, what do you prefer, Cleveland Steamer like HoH or Dirty
Sanchez?

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

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22 Feb 07 14:16

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Sweet Jesus, this thread is supposed to me helping Huckleberryhandjob to have a successful date, not exploring the intricacies of backdoor action.

I think is much more interesting how it is now.

😉

Huck can have much more fun if he goes without any prievious
knowledge of the horror that lies ahead.

Daemon Sin

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22 Feb 07 14:19

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Sweet Jesus, this thread is supposed to me helping Huckleberryhandjob to have a successful date, not exploring the intricacies of backdoor action.

If it truely is a succesful date then it will involve some backdoor action. Best to get the little fella prepared for the possiblity.

Starrman

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22 Feb 07 14:27

Originally posted by Seitse
So the orifice is full of what... flowers?

I know the difference, so no need to pontificate, Mr. Johnny Toxic. The
presence of fecal matter in the orifice you like to use drove me to put
both things in the same basket. My mistake.

So, what do you prefer, Cleveland Steamer like HoH or Dirty
Sanchez?

There are more than one orrifice, any which usual contain fecal matter need a thorough cleaning before hand. Perhaps there is work for you in such a field?

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

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22 Feb 07 14:36

Originally posted by Starrman
There are more than one orrifice, any which usual contain fecal matter need a thorough cleaning before hand. Perhaps there is work for you in such a field?

Are you offering????? 😕