14 Sep 09
Originally posted by darvlayI have a recommendation for you to quit smoking.
Of course.
1. Buy a new pack.
2. Have a friend open it for you and select one or two cigarettes for "treatment".
3. Treatment will involve your friend sticking the filter end of the cigarette in his ass and returning it to the pack.
4. Play Russian Roulette with you ass funkified cigarettes.
Eventually you'll quit in disgust or get anal herpes of the face.
14 Sep 09
Originally posted by darvlayMayo jar with some water in the bottom. When you finish you smoke drop it in. Next time you have a craving open the jar sniff it and smoke if you like, putting the next butt in the jar. Continue until you are disgusted and not a smoker.
I think I may have to look into getting some aids (not AIDS) to help me along this time around. Anyone know if they have Nicotine Ben-Wa Balls in Canada?
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14 Sep 09
Originally posted by darvlayGo to Montreal (far cheaper than heading to Paris) and get some Galois or Getaines (do they still sell them? also not sure of the spelling). Used to do them myself and found they put me off, well at least I changed brands to Export A's till I finally quit.
I think I may have to look into getting some aids (not AIDS) to help me along this time around. Anyone know if they have Nicotine Ben-Wa Balls in Canada?
14 Sep 09
Originally posted by darvlaywhat worked for me, was chain smoking as fast as possible a pack of strongest brand available, throwing up a couple of hours and feeling immensely sick for the rest of the day. it was horrible.
I think I may have to look into getting some aids (not AIDS) to help me along this time around. Anyone know if they have Nicotine Ben-Wa Balls in Canada?
took something like 5 years before I could even think of smoking without feeling sick. can't be healthy, but it certainly was effective.
14 Sep 09
Originally posted by Great Big SteesI smoked Gauloises Red while I was in Europe this summer.
Go to Montreal (far cheaper than heading to Paris) and get some Galois or Getaines (do they still sell them? also not sure of the spelling). Used to do them myself and found they put me off, well at least I changed brands to Export A's till I finally quit.
Delicious.
I also tried weening myself off cigarettes a few years ago by buying only Green Death (Export 'A'😉 and Black Death ('John Players Special'😉 but that didn't work either. I still smoked at the same rate.
14 Sep 09
Originally posted by wormwoodI smoke strong cigarettes already, and I basically chain smoke when I'm out drinking.
what worked for me, was chain smoking as fast as possible a pack of strongest brand available, throwing up a couple of hours and feeling immensely sick for the rest of the day. it was horrible.
took something like 5 years before I could even think of smoking without feeling sick. can't be healthy, but it certainly was effective.
But thanks anyway...