Dear Mr Cameron...

Dear Mr. Cameron,

Please find below my suggestion for fixing the UK's economy.

Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the
......money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan......

You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan.....

There are about 10 million people over 50 in the work force.

Pay them £1 million each severance for early retirement with the
following stipulations:

1) They MUST retire.
Ten million job openings - unemployment fixed

2) They MUST buy a new British car.
Ten million cars ordered - Car Industry fixed

3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage -
Housing Crisis fixed

4) They MUST send their kids to school/college/university -
Crime rate fixed

5) They MUST buy £100 WORTH of alcohol/tobacco a week .....
And there's your money back in duty/tax etc

It can't get any easier than that!

P.S. If more money is needed, have all members of parliament pay back
their falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances

If you think this would work, please forward to everyone you know.

Also.....
Let's put the pensioners in jail and the criminals in a nursing home.

This way the pensioners would have access to showers, hobbies and walks.

They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical
treatment, wheel chairs etc and they'd receive money instead of paying
it out.

They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped
instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance.

Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed
and returned to them.

A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals and
snacks to their cell.

They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.

They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual
counselling, pool and education.

Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ's and legal aid would be free, on request.

Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with gardens.

Each senior could have a PC,Xbox, a TV radio and daily phone calls.

There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards
would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to.

The criminals would get cold food, be left all alone and unsupervised.
Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week. Live in a tiny room and
pay £600.00 per week,smelling of p1ss and have no hope of ever getting out.

Thoughts?

Nice cut & paste..

http://www.a5oc.com/forums/drivers-lounge/16631-dear-mr-cameron.html

http://nornirn.wordpress.com/2011/06/15/how-to-fix-the-uk-economy-no2/

Might be a C&P, but I like it! 🙂

-m.

Originally posted by Blackpoolmad
Dear Mr. Cameron,

Please find below my suggestion for fixing the UK's economy.

Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the
......money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan......

You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan.....

There are about 10 million people over 50 in the work force.
...[text shortened]...
pay £600.00 per week,smelling of p1ss and have no hope of ever getting out.

Thoughts?

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Dream on. It does smack of...well smack.

Originally posted by mikelom
What does smack smell like? I never entained tiert 😛

-m.

Originally posted by jimslyp69
Fish!

Originally posted by Frank Burns
Yeah but it tastes like chicken. Go figure.

Originally posted by HandyAndy
Nice cut & paste..

http://www.a5oc.com/forums/drivers-lounge/16631-dear-mr-cameron.html

http://nornirn.wordpress.com/2011/06/15/how-to-fix-the-uk-economy-no2/

Originally posted by HandyAndy
Nice cut & paste..

http://www.a5oc.com/forums/drivers-lounge/16631-dear-mr-cameron.html

http://nornirn.wordpress.com/2011/06/15/how-to-fix-the-uk-economy-no2/