I have a horrible confession to make. Over the past few months, I'm sure you've noticed me giving you a lot of attention. However, my true intent was not to be with you, but rather to inherit the large sum of money you posess upon your death. My greed clouded my judgement and morals for all this time, but eventually the fog has cleared and now I can see what I'm doing is wrong. I have no good option, but the best thing I can do is to be honest with you. Even if it hurts now, it's always better than living a false love.
Originally posted by ark13But, but :'( I changed my will, no longer leaving my money to the nearly bankrupt orphanage but to you instead! And as I feel myself slipping with my malarial fever spiking (and face it, it isn't easy to get malaria in snowy Wisconsin!), all I had left to hold on to was that you were my one, true love! Alas ... :'(
I have a horrible confession to make. Over the past few months, I'm sure you've noticed me giving you a lot of attention. However, my true intent was not to be with you, but rather to inherit the large sum of money you posess upon your death. My greed clouded my judgement and morals for all this time, but eventually the fog has cleared and now I can see wha ...[text shortened]... s to be honest with you. Even if it hurts now, it's always better than living a false love.
Originally posted by ark13Oh, what a tangled web we weave...
I have a horrible confession to make. Over the past few months, I'm sure you've noticed me giving you a lot of attention. However, my true intent was not to be with you, but rather to inherit the large sum of money you posess upon your death. My greed clouded my judgement and morals for all this time, but eventually the fog has cleared and now I can see wha ...[text shortened]... s to be honest with you. Even if it hurts now, it's always better than living a false love.
Originally posted by reader1107Is this gonna be made into a TV mini-series?
But, but :'( I changed my will, no longer leaving my money to the nearly bankrupt orphanage but to you instead! And as I feel myself slipping with my malarial fever spiking (and face it, it isn't easy to get malaria in snowy Wisconsin!), all I had left to hold on to was that you were my one, true love! Alas ... :'(
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Originally posted by ark13Haha, reader.
I have a horrible confession to make. Over the past few months, I'm sure you've noticed me giving you a lot of attention. However, my true intent was not to be with you, but rather to inherit the large sum of money you posess upon your death. My greed clouded my judgement and morals for all this time, but eventually the fog has cleared and now I can see wha s to be honest with you. Even if it hurts now, it's always better than living a false love.
Originally posted by reader1107Everybody in The Axis of Evil loves you, reader! Forget about that stupid walrus!
But, but :'( I changed my will, no longer leaving my money to the nearly bankrupt orphanage but to you instead! And as I feel myself slipping with my malarial fever spiking (and face it, it isn't easy to get malaria in snowy Wisconsin!), all I had left to hold on to was that you were my one, true love! Alas ... :'(
(How much money do you have? Is it enough for all of us, or should I change the above into "I love you, and I am the only one"?)
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Originally posted by Nordlys(You might want to be the only one, just to be on the safe side.) (Feverish face: 😳 ) It's nice to know that in my last hours (which could conceivably be as many as 262,800) I can rely on my beloved Axis. If I could just reach that pen over there, I could change my will...
Everybody in The Axis of Evil loves you, reader! Forget about that stupid walrus!
(How much money do you have? Is it enough for all of us, or should I change the above into "I love you, and I am the only one"?)
Originally posted by reader1107I hear that malaria is a big problem in Wisconsin. Perhaps you should head over to the clique beach to recuperate.
(You might want to be the only one, just to be on the safe side.) (Feverish face: 😳 ) It's nice to know that in my last hours (which could conceivably be as many as 262,800) I can rely on my beloved Axis. If I could just reach that pen over there, I could change my will...
Originally posted by reader1107I just talked to the other members of the Axis of Evil, and they don't love you. :'( So sorry. 🙁
(You might want to be the only one, just to be on the safe side.) (Feverish face: 😳 ) It's nice to know that in my last hours (which could conceivably be as many as 262,800) I can rely on my beloved Axis. If I could just reach that pen over there, I could change my will...
Here's a pen: ====>
Originally posted by Nordlys😀😀😀 I mean :'( So I will ignore that young cad who's so callously stomped on my heart and leave everything to you, my friend Nordie. I'll also throw in the cat, who may fight you for the tuna pizza.
I just talked to the other members of the Axis of Evil, and they don't love you. :'( So sorry. 🙁
Here's a pen: ====>