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Originally posted by Nordlys
Don't you have any swimming candles?
I do have a couple of floating candles, now that you mention it! I also have these candle-warmer things that melt the candles and give off the scent, without flames. Of course, if I have any unscented ones, I'll bequeath them to you!😉

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Okay, if you say so, I'll go and make the salad now. And I'll put tuna into it. No scrambled eggs, though.
I am getting there! I've made the dressing and washed, cut and added the tomatoes and cucumber. Now I just need to add the tuna.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I am getting there! I've made the dressing and washed, cut and added the tomatoes and cucumber. Now I just need to add the tuna.
I managed to make a cup of Earl Grey tea. Does that count?

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Originally posted by reader1107
I managed to make a cup of Earl Grey tea. Does that count?
Yes, when I am most deeply into procrastination, I don't even manage to make tea (not that I'd ever make a cup of Earl Grey - eek!)

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Originally posted by reader1107
I do have a couple of floating candles, now that you mention it! I also have these candle-warmer things that melt the candles and give off the scent, without flames. Of course, if I have any unscented ones, I'll bequeath them to you!😉
Scent isn't necessarily bad (although the scent of most scented candles is). I asked my parents to bring beeswax candles for my not yet existing Christmas tree (I don't think I can get them here). I love that scent.

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CAUTION: DO NOT FEED THE TROLL!!
Oooops, wrong thread, my bad. 😳

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
CAUTION: DO NOT FEED THE TROLL!!
Oooops, wrong thread, my bad. 😳
I won't share my salad with the troll. 🙂

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I won't share my salad with the troll. 🙂
I don't think trolls eat salad anyway. I'm not sure what they eat, actually!

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Originally posted by reader1107
I don't think trolls eat salad anyway. I'm not sure what they eat, actually!
Dancing cats.

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Originally posted by reader1107
I don't think trolls eat salad anyway. I'm not sure what they eat, actually!
Billy goats.

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Originally posted by mokko
Billy goats.
but only the gruff ones

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Originally posted by reader1107
I don't think trolls eat salad anyway. I'm not sure what they eat, actually!
From http://library.thinkquest.org/12924/nr6.htm :

What do trolls eat?

1. Meat, cheese, and crackers
2. Goats, oxen, cows, and other animals
3. No meat, they're strictly vegetarian

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Originally posted by Nordlys
From http://library.thinkquest.org/12924/nr6.htm :

What do trolls eat?

1. Meat, cheese, and crackers
2. Goats, oxen, cows, and other animals
3. No meat, they're strictly vegetarian
Hmm. I'd say the ones who appear on web site forums eat #1, and the ones under bridges eat #2. Do I win something? A nice teapot? A lead singer cat to go with my guitar-playing cat? Time on the beach?

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Originally posted by reader1107
Hmm. I'd say the ones who appear on web site forums eat #1, and the ones under bridges eat #2. Do I win something? A nice teapot? A lead singer cat to go with my guitar-playing cat? Time on the beach?
What about those who neither appear on web site forums nor live under bridges?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
What about those who neither appear on web site forums nor live under bridges?
They're the vegetarians. They hurt no one, and happily live out their lives skipping through fields in slow motion, but in a trolly way of course.