Death related forumisms

@the-gravedigger said
Lots of people dying who have not died before.

This thread has one finger hooked onto the death slide

All has gone quiet here. Has the final curtain fallen?

I'd have thought this thread would have carked it before reaching page 2.

Or maybe page 2 onwards is the afterlife?

Oops. Sorry. The thread seems to have bitten the dust.

@fmf said
Oops. Sorry. The thread seems to have bitten the dust.

It’s resting in its coffin...

@fmf said
Oops. Sorry. The thread seems to have bitten the dust.

I haven't yet found an expiration date.

@divegeester said
It’s resting in its coffin...

Gimme a post when the sun goes down 🦇

"Die Hard", whatever that means...?

@torunn said
"Die Hard", whatever that means...?

It's what one does before pushing up daisies.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
It's what one does before pushing up daisies.

Yes, although, while some do push up daisies, others are content to simply act as worm food.

@fmf said
Yes, although, while some do push up daisies, others are content to simply act as worm food.

It's too young to have its life snuffed-out so mercilessly.

@wolfe63 said
It's too young to have its life snuffed-out so mercilessly.

Not if one posts on this thread while quaffing from a bottle of Grim Reaper stout from the local unlicensed and non-hygiene standards compliant micro-brewery.

@fmf said
Not if one posts on this thread while quaffing from a bottle of Grim Reaper stout from the local unlicensed and non-hygiene standards compliant micro-brewery.

Do you mean the home made brew? 😉

-VR

@torunn said
"Die Hard", whatever that means...?

WOW....you never heard of "Die Hard"?....Google is your friend in this case!!! 😉

Being it is you, I'll give you a little hint 'Bruce Willis' ring any bells for you?

-VR