Demotivators

You can't have your cake...unless you happen to be an actor in American Pie

Genius is 1% inspiration, and 99% desperation.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Of others.

All roams lead to Rhodes.

Work hard, and you could end up like this guy 😛

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but wards give me infections.

Two heads better than one. Ask Siamese twins.

A thorn by any other name would prick as painfully.

More marijuana, less speed.

All that blisters is not benign.

Why do today that which you can do next week?

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We the unwilling, lead by the unknowing, have been trying to do the impossible for the ungrateful. We have been doing so much, for so long, for so little, we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.

Kids, the first step to failure is trying. - Homer Simpson

Originally posted by rbmorris
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