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I have this friend, let's call him Wusty, he has the following symptoms among others:

- Does not pick up on social cues and lacks inborn social skills, such as being able to read people, struggles with starting or maintaining conversations and tends to have trouble taking turns talking.

- Dislikes change.

- Appears to lack empathy for others and trys to fake it.

- Unable to recognize subtle differences in speech tone/intent that alter the meaning of others words. Examples of this include being unable to understand or take a joke, takes sarcastic comments literally and his own words tend to be flat or, in frustration, angry.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I have this friend, let's call him Wusty, he has the following symptoms among others:

- Does not pick up on social cues and lacks inborn social skills, such as being able to read people, struggles with starting or maintaining conversations and tends to have trouble taking turns talking.

- Dislikes change.

- Appears to lack empathy for other ...[text shortened]... words tend to be flat or, in frustration, angry.

Win a prize if you can spot the disorder.
Socio-cialltardation. I win!

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I have this friend, let's call him Wusty, he has the following symptoms among others:

- Does not pick up on social cues and lacks inborn social skills, such as being able to read people, struggles with starting or maintaining conversations and tends to have trouble taking turns talking.

- Dislikes change.

- Appears to lack empathy for other ...[text shortened]... words tend to be flat or, in frustration, angry.

Win a prize if you can spot the disorder.
Tell him to knock off the booze, stop pretending he actually has friends, and he will be just fine!

OR this friend could be yourself, and in that case just get some professional help, it will be ok Son!!

Take Good Care of Yourself, no one else is going to. 😛


Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I have this friend, let's call him Wusty, he has the following symptoms among others:

- Does not pick up on social cues and lacks inborn social skills, such as being able to read people, struggles with starting or maintaining conversations and tends to have trouble taking turns talking.

- Dislikes change.

- Appears to lack empathy for other ...[text shortened]... words tend to be flat or, in frustration, angry.

Win a prize if you can spot the disorder.
Being your friend?


Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I have this friend, let's call him Wusty, he has the following symptoms among others:

- Does not pick up on social cues and lacks inborn social skills, such as being able to read people, struggles with starting or maintaining conversations and tends to have trouble taking turns talking.

- Dislikes change.

- Appears to lack empathy for other ...[text shortened]... words tend to be flat or, in frustration, angry.

Win a prize if you can spot the disorder.
weak

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I have this friend, let's call him Wusty, he has the following symptoms among others:

- Does not pick up on social cues and lacks inborn social skills, such as being able to read people, struggles with starting or maintaining conversations and tends to have trouble taking turns talking.

- Dislikes change.

- Appears to lack empathy for other ...[text shortened]... words tend to be flat or, in frustration, angry.

Win a prize if you can spot the disorder.
Does this friend tell you to do things to yourself like punch yourself in the face...hard.

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Inbreeding.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Inbreeding.
*Banjo music*

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
*Banjo music*
Deliverance

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I have this friend, let's call him Wusty, he has the following symptoms among others:

- Does not pick up on social cues and lacks inborn social skills, such as being able to read people, struggles with starting or maintaining conversations and tends to have trouble taking turns talking.

- Dislikes change.

- Appears to lack empathy for other ...[text shortened]... words tend to be flat or, in frustration, angry.

Win a prize if you can spot the disorder.
You?
A pseudo sociopath. 😕

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Originally posted by YEAH BOY
Deliverance
Not until well after "The pig scene." 😕

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i assume you are asking a serious question. i would go for narcissim.
( too involved with self to catch on to anything actually going on around him ).

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Not until well after "The pig scene." 😕
Ned Beatty at his finest. Should have gotten the Acadamy

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I have this friend, let's call him Wusty, he has the following symptoms among others:

- Does not pick up on social cues and lacks inborn social skills, such as being able to read people, struggles with starting or maintaining conversations and tends to have trouble taking turns talking.

- Dislikes change.

- Appears to lack empathy for other ...[text shortened]... words tend to be flat or, in frustration, angry.

Win a prize if you can spot the disorder.
Melancholia (profound depression characterized by near total loss of pleasure in social contact, people, normal routines, daily life activities).

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I have this friend, let's call him Wusty, he has the following symptoms among others:

- Does not pick up on social cues and lacks inborn social skills, such as being able to read people, struggles with starting or maintaining conversations and tends to have trouble taking turns talking.

- Dislikes change.

- Appears to lack empathy for other ...[text shortened]... words tend to be flat or, in frustration, angry.

Win a prize if you can spot the disorder.
Also interested in knowing more about your friend, Dan, who misplaced his trust and got trampled by an elephant at the zoo in Canada.