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Originally posted by Great Big SteesMikey probably made you do it.
When I saw the brown paper bag on fire on my front porch why did I stomp it out?
He hates holidays but loves Thursday afternoons & chicken soup. By the way, his pull up style diaper rash is clearing up nicely since Gertie bought him a new medication which contains zinc oxide. It's called"Butt Paste", Call Toll Free 1-800-252-4739 or click on www.buttpaste.com. Mikey was especially gleeful over the fact that his new tube is quite long and and comes in an attractive lime/yellowish green color. Now that's perplexing. Kid's been 99.999% color blind ever since his bootie fell off, causing him to trip on his used jack-in the-box toy and land on his runny nose a few days after he was delivered (early 2nd trimester preemie) by his Mum, Marlene, Jr. Unfortunately, his 427 and 1/4 pounder (sp) daddy couldn't be with them, in the Wal-Mart Delivery Room, to assist petite Mum because he was busy pulling overtime shifts in the town's only coal mine to help pay the high mid-wife fee of bringing a promising boy child into this olde world back in the day.... (to be continued)
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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby1st prize DDG!
Mikey probably made you do it.
He hates holidays but loves Thursday afternoons & chicken soup. By the way, his pull up style diaper rash is clearing up nicely since Gertie bought him a new medication which contains zinc oxide. It's called"Butt Paste", Call Toll Free 1-800-252-4739 or click on www.buttpaste.com. Mikey was especially gleeful over the ...[text shortened]... a promising boy child into this olde world back in the day.... (to be continued)
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