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Do you know what somebody said to me?

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I think he said he was working in a call-centre.


Or did he mean call-girl centre? 😲

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Originally posted by Seitse
😞
😕 Wasn't supposed to be funny. Just a really easy deduction to make. 😏

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
😕 Wasn't supposed to be funny. Just a really easy deduction to make. 😏
friend... pm me your address, I will send you a book this christmas

http://www.amazon.com/gp/reader/0757000088/ref=sib_dp_pt/104-8298765-1590335#reader-link

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Originally posted by Seitse
friend... pm me your address, I will send you a book this christmas

http://www.amazon.com/gp/reader/0757000088/ref=sib_dp_pt/104-8298765-1590335#reader-link
221b Baker Street
London.

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Originally posted by Siskin
Manybe she wasn't talking about you, but about Scottish people in general.
Scumbag

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
221b Baker Street
London.
Thanks, Sherlock 😉

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Originally posted by Seitse
Thanks, Sherlock 😉
😛

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
😛
Is that a lemon entry, my dear James? 😕

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Don't you think it's a horrrible thing to say to someone?
Just be glad you aren't self-employed. I am, and my boss is a real slave-driving arse!

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Originally posted by JokerFive
I have teh gratest job, EVAR, shav, if you're a college grad you should try it. (Or maybe being a grad isn't even a requirement in Scotland)
I am a substitute high skool teechar. It pays $25 per hour, and all I do is take roll, tell teh kids to do the assignment left by the real teechar, and after about 15 minutes, I tell the kiddies that if they're f ...[text shortened]... er breath. Teh cops will cut you a lot of slack if they know you deal with teenage dickheads.
With all those spelling errors I doubt that you are a teacher - not "teechar" as you misspelled twice.

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Originally posted by arrakis
With all those spelling errors I doubt that you are a teacher - not "teechar" as you misspelled twice.
oh, you'd be surprised

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Originally posted by arrakis
With all those spelling errors I doubt that you are a teacher - not "teechar" as you misspelled twice.
Hmmm. I'm pretty sure that the errors were intentional. Aren't you?

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
Hmmm. I'm pretty sure that the errors were intentional. Aren't you?
oh, you'd be suprised

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
oh, you'd be suprised
I can see a RHP catchphrase developing here.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Yesterday. At work. One of the many supervisors I have to labour under came up to me and said: "You're not worth the money you cost."

How's that for motivation?

I was so stunned I just nodded. Now I'm thinking...maybe I should rip her head off and piss down her neck.
What do y's all think?
She must have heard that standing on the street corners. If you get a chance tell her she can loose a lot of weight eating nothing but potato chips and chocolate. Tell her you used to weigh 400 pounds and you are gaining strength and stamina daily as you speak. With any luck by Christmas she will be 900 lbs and unemployed.