Dodgy Dating

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Good to see you working on your altruism.

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Except it's not odd at all, is it?

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That used to be me.

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Divestalker's mind works in predictable ways: He wishes to enlist others to visit while wallowing in his sickroom of lonely ideas.


"When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time."

- Maya Angelou

@suzianne said
This has a higher chance of working with me than the rest of the lines here. Something new shows imagination, a sure sign of higher intelligence. Of course, the conversation after this is make or break.

Grazie!
I don't remember much about the conversations that followed; except that they frequently ended with me waking the next morning with a smile. 😊

I had some great days in the sun.

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Your "bitter little man-speak" would be more appropriate during your morning shave.
You know, while glowering at yourself in the mirror.

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Maybe because he's not talking to you.

Are you one of these people who think everyone's talking to them?

You have weird social "rules". Just because someone responds to something you said, they are not necessarily speaking to you.

You're welcome.

@woofwoof said
Grazie!
I don't remember much about the conversations that followed; except that they frequently ended with me waking the next morning with a smile. 😊

I had some great days in the sun.

Just getting in the front door with me doesn't always mean you're coming out the other side.

😏

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Hey itty bitty bitterman!
Yeah, I'm talking to you.

You criticizing my posts for "banter" value is like a mosquito calling a porcupine "little prick".

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Gooster, You're the only "Bitter Little Man" I have seen in here, even your twin isn't close in that department. 🙂

-VR

@great-big-stees said
What ever happened to, pick up lines at a bar?😢

The bar closed.