DonPrez's Guide To Bachelor Living: Intro

In this series, we'll be discussing the basics every aspiring bachelor should know. The primary focus will be how to create and maintain a thriving harem.

I think about this a lot.

First of all you have to consider location. You don't want to be in a country where harems are illegal. You need an inward facing property, atrium style, so your women can go outside but still be secluded.

You also have to think about harem management. With the best will in the world you can't be there all the time. Some people use an older woman to look after things but personally I think this is quite dangerous and would rather use either a eunuch or teetotal homosexual.

Most importantly are the girls themselves. I would advise you get them young, but not so young that you can't be sure that they'll mature into real beauties. Keep them for a year so that you can sure they're not been touched by another man and then introduce them into the mix.

Job's a good 'un!

Originally posted by DonPrez
In this series, we'll be discussing the basics every aspiring bachelor should know. The primary focus will be how to create and maintain a thriving harem.

you have to have an utterly safe but late drunkly accessible porn stash

All properly run Harems need enuchs to fold their arms properly around the communal bath to watch over the incredible gorgeous ladies. I have nominated Savixmr as the biggest fatest bad a55 to control: Tyrannosaurushex, huckleberryhound, rhb, phlabbit and reinfeld! Where was I, oh yes, wife 78 report for duty !!

Originally posted by DonPrez
In this series, we'll be discussing the basics every aspiring bachelor should know. The primary focus will be how to create and maintain a thriving harem.

Originally posted by DonPrez
In this series, we'll be discussing the basics every aspiring bachelor should know. The primary focus will be how to create and maintain a thriving harem.

Originally posted by adramforall
Surely all you need is loads of money?

Only Non-Sub Scumbag's would think of renting. An obvious affliction! All in my harem are my FBuddies, 100 of them!~

Come on guys, this is a serious topic. Stop larking around. As an aspiring harem keeper your thoughts would be appreciated. I'd be particularly interested if any women would condescend to give us their opinion also.

This post was removed because it got too close to the truth

The more women a man needs, the smaller the size of his ... feet.

Since you are the pawnhandler I guess you have this subject well in hand then? The price of admission is 4 inches, the length of your Amex Black Card. You have one of those you get whatever you want!!

Originally posted by Katonah
Since you are the pawnhandler I guess you have this subject well in hand then? The price of admission is 4 inches, the length of your Amex Black Card. You have one of those you get whatever you want!!

Originally posted by DonPrez
In this series, we'll be discussing the basics every aspiring bachelor should know. The primary focus will be how to create and maintain a thriving harem.