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A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks. Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk." Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says: "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"

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12000 moves this month. 😲

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That's hilarious.

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Kid: Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sister's guts.

Mommy: Shut up and eat what's put in front of you.

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Originally posted by vuelve
Kid: Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sister's guts.

Mommy: Shut up and eat what's put in front of you.
gross 😲

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Kid: Mommy, Mommy! I'd like to play marbles now!

Mommy: Keep quiet, you can't use Grandpa's glass eye today!

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"Mommy Mommy; can I wear a bra now I'm 16?"

"Shut up Albert"

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Mommy mommy i don´t want to go to the US.
Shut up and keep on swiming !

Mommy mommy I found GrandPa
I forbid you to dug in our garden !

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Originally posted by helden
A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and ...[text shortened]... p at his mother with a smile, and says: "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"
I didn't get it.

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Originally posted by Faith No More
I didn't get it.
Kicks the cat...no pussy for him 😠

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Originally posted by Faith No More
I didn't get it.
Just smile and nod

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Originally posted by Chakan
Just smile and nod
What disturbs me is the little boy's precocious knowledge...

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
What disturbs me is the little boy's precocious knowledge...
Kids today are way too advanced....

Hell I didn`t learn to set the vcr till I was 20...

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Originally posted by Chakan
Kids today are way too advanced....

Hell I didn`t learn to set the vcr till I was 20...
Ahh, but how old were you when the VCR was invented?!

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Originally posted by welsharnie
Ahh, but how old were you when the VCR was invented?!
Ha I wasn`t born yet... just a late starter!