Originally posted by heldenHow many jokes are there in this world that involve either a cat or a rooster in the setup? How many different ways can this same basic joke be retold? How long will we remain oblivious to the inevitable, never changing punchline?
A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and ...[text shortened]... p at his mother with a smile, and says: "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"
