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Originally posted by Phlabibit
I used to play AD&D, and I was a DAMN GOOD DM I'll have you know.

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Tell us more, loser.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Tell us more, loser.
Loser? Would a loser get into a FIGHT at a Phil Collins concert?

Think again!

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Loser? Would a loser get into a FIGHT at a Phil Collins concert?

Think again!
Was the opening act Celine Dion?

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Was the opening act Celine Dion?
Listen to your girlfriend, Donald... and DON'T!

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Originally posted by darvlay
Listen to your girlfriend, Donald... and DON'T!
...well, he DID!~

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Loser? Would a loser get into a FIGHT at a Phil Collins concert?

Think again!
If you were to look up 'loser' in the dictionary, one definition would be 'the sort of person who attends Phil Collins concerts.'

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Originally posted by avalanchethecat
If you were to look up 'loser' in the dictionary, one definition would be 'the sort of person who attends Phil Collins concerts.'
I bought a pot roast dinner to go tonight. The moron working the hot table spoons all kinds of "meat juice" (calm down darv). The stuff spilled everywhere, and now my car smells like my grandmothers on a Sunday afternoon.

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Originally posted by duecer
I bought a pot roast dinner to go tonight. The moron working the hot table spoons all kinds of "meat juice" (calm down darv). The stuff spilled everywhere, and now my car smells like my grandmothers on a Sunday afternoon.
Just something to think about slowly~!

I wonder who the moron was that put it in the car like that? 😉

I once did the same thing with gravy I was transporting with the turkey...... 😳

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Originally posted by duecer
I bought a pot roast dinner to go tonight. The moron working the hot table spoons all kinds of "meat juice" (calm down darv). The stuff spilled everywhere, and now my car smells like my grandmothers on a Sunday afternoon.
You're grandmothers car smelled like a pot roast dinner? Interesting twist on a pine tree air freshener.

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I have a zit right on the inside of my nostril, christ it hurts!

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Originally posted by duecer
I have a zit right on the inside of my nostril, christ it hurts!
Sewing needle.

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oh great, my nose hurts AND I have the trots😞

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Originally posted by duecer
oh great, my nose hurts AND I have the trots😞
You misused the sewing needle?

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I'm not sure I understand the attraction to "Survivor". Reality TV is soooo stupid

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pumpkin whoopi pies...and all is right with the world again...

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