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Originally posted by duecer
I'm not sure I understand the attraction to "Survivor". Reality TV is soooo stupid
It's just a sign of the times. Going forward in reverse. Still, he who laughs last is just a hand in the bush.

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Why would Ashton Kutcher marry Demi Moore? I mean she's hawt and all, but she's also old enough to be his mom. When he's 40 something, she'll be almost old enough to collect social security.

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spaghettio's and chicken wings go together like peanut butter and jelly

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Originally posted by duecer
Why would Ashton Kutcher marry Demi Moore? I mean she's hawt and all, but she's also old enough to be his mom. When he's 40 something, she'll be almost old enough to collect social security.
Because he is a mommy's boy.

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I'm a union steward, today I sat in on a grievance procedure. After playing and posting here for so long I should not have been as surprised as I was at how childish adults can act.

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Just got back from the powder puff football game at the high school (my daughter played). My arse feels like a fat squishy block of ice

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Originally posted by duecer
Just got back from the powder puff football game at the high school (my daughter played). My arse feels normal, like a fat squishy block of ice
Fixed

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Originally posted by duecer
Just got back from the powder puff football game at the high school (my daughter played). My arse feels like a fat squishy block of ice
Thank you for sharing that interesting bit of information.😕

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Originally posted by duecer
I'm a union steward, today I sat in on a grievance procedure. After playing and posting here for so long I should not have been as surprised as I was at how childish adults can act.
Would you fall into this group, or would that just be other people?

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what is it with sweaters and sweat shirts? even though they fit fine, I still have to force my giant head through the hole

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it is not a fair and just world when I, one of the brightest minds of our times, has to work for such a nincompoop

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The new Harry Potter movie is actually pretty good. The popcorn butter still smells like a urinal though.

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